VikingHippie

@VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

VikingHippie, (edited )

I hope it’s not the left one. I only had enough shaving cream left this morning to do the other two.

VikingHippie,

Venezuela is an example of a petrostate, where the government is highly dependent on fossil fuel income.

Petrostates are vulnerable to what economists call Dutch disease, in which a government develops an unhealthy dependence on natural resource exports to the detriment of other sectors.

The oil price plunge from more than $100 per barrel in 2014 to under $30 per barrel in early 2016 sent Venezuela into an economic and political spiral, and despite rising prices since then, conditions remain bleak.

(Source: Council of Foreign Relations)

So yeah, socialism didn’t kill the Venezuelan economy, over-reliance on fossil fuel did.

VikingHippie,

Literally came

🤨

VikingHippie,

shoots cockgun

ALL costs!

VikingHippie,

Much better than the sequel, The Apricots of Annoyance.

The porn Adaptation, Plums of Pleasure, is a banger though, pun intended.

VikingHippie,

Keepass

For those who want to keep their ass.

VikingHippie,

the kerning of the anus is truly a travesty.

Ain’t that always the case?

VikingHippie,

And also Hyperbole And a Half’s Alot

VikingHippie,

Au contraire, mon frere! Queen Elizabeth was coronated to celebrate chicken!

VikingHippie,

“For example, the grandchildren I’ve given you are entitled little shits”

VikingHippie,

If releasing air out of the OTHER end of my digestive system, aka singing, does, I don’t see how it wouldn’t 🤷

VikingHippie,

I was actually introduced to it only a few weeks ago, via a Questionable Content newspost as I was re-reading it from the start 😁

But yeah, gotta love it! ❤️

VikingHippie,

And even if they do, they DEFINITELY don’t exist sandwiched in between Canada and Mexico!

VikingHippie,

Her taxes. She’s VERY good at multitasking!

VikingHippie,

I think it’s supposed to be symbolic of her scouting out opportunities while keeping in touch with her customer base or some such bullshit 😄

VikingHippie,

Speaking of the syllable dartboard, one of my favourite buzzfeed style quizzes from back when everyone was still doing them was called

PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE OR LORD OF THE RINGS CHARACTER

I’m pretty sure five or so people out of thousands got all of them right 😂

VikingHippie,

Didn’t you hear? They stopped the roof knocking policy they’ve been pretending makes them the good ones, dropping all pretense that they care about civilian lives any more than Hamas and Hezbollah do.

VikingHippie,

And since it has all the buns itself, you have none 😉

VikingHippie,

And skin.

VikingHippie,

I bet they trust Times of Israel implicitly.

For those not in the know: Times of Israel is more anti-Palestinian than Ron DeSantis is anti-trans and almost as pro-Netanyahu as Trump is pro-Trump.

VikingHippie,

I completely agree. Can we stop with the rampant defamation of usually sweet dogs, then?

VikingHippie,

I don’t think they called him young, but yeah. That shit was hilarious 😂

VikingHippie,

He’s just really into natural darkness…

VikingHippie, (edited )

Another fun banana fact: banana equivalent dose is also the threshold at which a beer is allowed to be classified as non-alcoholic in spite of not technically being completely devoid of alcohol.

The (quite reasonable) compromise being that any content below the 0.5% some bananas contain metabolizes so quickly that it’s literally impossible to get drunk on it and furthermore too dilute for even the severely allergic and people on medicine with adverse interactions to feel any ill effects.

VikingHippie,

Mine too! Small world, huh? 😁

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • localhost
  • All magazines
    •
    Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #