VikingHippie

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VikingHippie,

Wikipedia is sometimes wrong, though. This is the relevant definition:

A baked food composed of a pastry shell **filled with **fruit, meat, cheese, or other ingredients, and usually covered with a pastry crust

Meaning that a flat pizza wouldn’t count (those are toppings, not fillings) but a calzone technically would.

VikingHippie,

Reminds me of this Melissa Cherry classic from The Onion Movie 😂

VikingHippie, (edited )

That’s not really pizza OR pie…

VikingHippie,

All the 3D printer software

But I only used a couple

🤔

VikingHippie,

This is the absolute ONLY case where it’s acceptable to call a pizza a pie. That being said, well done to the memesmith 😀

VikingHippie,

A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.

Agreed. This guy pies.

VikingHippie, (edited )

The page also says the crust can be on the bottom and the filling on top

This is “literally can mean figuratively” level lunacy. If it doesn’t have FILLINGS rather than TOPPINGS, it’s simply not a pie.

Next you’re gonna tell me that a hotdog is a sandwich (please fucking don’t!)

How to cope with existing right now?

It feels like no matter where I turn some septuagenarian, or older, is making life miserable for myself and others. Usually these are older white Christian conservatives, obsessed with a delusional sense of reality that no longer has a basis in fact, or perhaps never did....

VikingHippie,

Ah ok, fair enough 🙂

VikingHippie,

There’s 8 posts or something

Weird. I set it to top all and Connect still gives me the no posts error 😔

VikingHippie,

taps link to what is supposed to be a community about all the good stuff happening in the world

“Error: no posts”

Well, fuck.

Kidding aside, !upliftingnews probably has what you’re looking for

VikingHippie, (edited )

I wouldn’t mind splitting the difference and being 30 again tbh 😄

It’s that perfect middle where you’re (just barely) old enough that most people take you seriously (or at least don’t dismiss you based on youth alone), but also young enough that your body doesn’t ache from approaching middle age yet 😉

VikingHippie,

don’t mean just Gen-Z and maybe Millenials, I mean people your age even

They said they’re 36. That’s millenial. At 41, I’m what Iliza Schlesinger coined an Elder Millennial (a little under two months older than Iliza herself).

Great comment otherwise, though, and I sincerely hope you find your coping method(s)!

VikingHippie,

What would you need all those military vehicles for, though? Who exactly are you fighting?

VikingHippie,

It’s compulsion all the way down…

VikingHippie,

He never played Risk

VikingHippie,

Florida Man.

VikingHippie,

You mean other than my bank?

VikingHippie,

I expect synopses of every single episode!

VikingHippie,

The spoils just so happens to be several cans of tuna.

VikingHippie,

This one literally had me cackling out loud and I don’t even cackle!

I chortle, guffaw, chuckle, sometimes snicker and on rare occasions even bellow with laughter. Never cackled until now, though! 😂

VikingHippie,

He just got demoted for spending 85% of his time at the office chasing people from the mail room and building a nest out of overdue expense reports.

He’s now Junior Executive VP of Public Relations.

VikingHippie,

And we had several! Not just one loony taking all the credit himself while simultaneously claiming to be three different people, including his own dad!

Methinks there was more than alcohol and omega 3 in that wine and those fish, if you know what I mean…

VikingHippie,

Yeah, and I meant to say as much. Sorry if I wasn’t clear enough heh

VikingHippie,

Hot take: just like beard growth, ass hair doesn’t show up until puberty and as such IS pubic hair.

VikingHippie, (edited )

I love that 29% of the respondents would rather people die than their Amazon package be delayed 😄

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