VikingHippie

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VikingHippie,

I meant that his ELECTION prospects are worse, in part BECAUSE life in general is better and many have forgotten just how awful it used to be.

It’s much easier to get elected on “we know he’s not the most exciting candidate, but at least he’s better than the one ruining your life right now” than on “we know he’s been underwhelming but at least he hasn’t been catastrophic like the one who used to ruin your life”

VikingHippie,

Then again, there isn’t one where it’s a particularly good one, either 🤷

VikingHippie,

But enough about what I did with your mom last night…

VikingHippie,

Not to be confused with Handsy Bill who’s serving 7 months at the local penitentiary.

VikingHippie,

A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.

Agreed. This guy pies.

VikingHippie, (edited )

That’s not really pizza OR pie…

VikingHippie,

Dude, you forgot the tom! How could you forget the tomatoes? 🤌

VikingHippie,

if I never sweated on them I would be fine for fogging up

There’s your solution then: play hockey as lazily as you possibly can 😛

VikingHippie, (edited )

🎵 You used the serif! but you didn’t use no deputy!

VikingHippie,

And now that it’s easy to do so, they’re banding together to form entire metropoli of only idiots.

VikingHippie,

Justin Hawkins, belting: I believe in a thing called ass! Just listen to the rhythm of my foot!

VikingHippie,

Not sure you should even be allowed to advertise legal things except in very specific cases. It’s an incredibly toxic industry that is doing a shitload of the heavy lifting of corporations destroying the world…

VikingHippie,

Probably just a coping method you develop from living there 🤷

VikingHippie, (edited )

The tiger shark’s gonna be a challenge too.

VikingHippie,

Amongst the more popular quantum states too.

VikingHippie,

Nah, he doesn’t have cancer and we have single payer healthcare here 🤷

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