Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

Ever tried to make a cat run in a straight line? There’s a reason why “herding cats” is analogous to an impossible task…

Viking_Hippie,

Only if you do it on behalf of others and even then it’s celebrated in certain cultures.

Viking_Hippie,

Way ahead of you roughly 12000 times 💪

Viking_Hippie,

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Viking_Hippie,

They also bought Monsanto and, if anything, ramped up the evil from THAT murderous shitshow!

Why am I suddenly thinking about Norm Macdonald and Hitler? 😉

Viking_Hippie,

Quite the opposite, actually: he was a great comedian known for his deadpan delivery of the most outrageous things 😁

Here he is affably roasting the fuck out of people 😄

Viking_Hippie,

Only as a joke.

Viking_Hippie,

I was actually thinking of Norm Macdonald’s catchphrase “the more I hear about that Hitler fellow, the less I like him!” but yeah, that’s heinous as fuck too 😬

Viking_Hippie,

You had me until “to hunt the monster you must become the monster” 😄

Viking_Hippie,

And a dude named Nate. He mostly does kittens hanging in there, but he’s actually very versatile when allowed to spread his proverbial wings!

Viking_Hippie,

It means this.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/19651d6f-c2f3-448c-a278-29e73f4117dd.jpeg

Viking_Hippie,

Can’t say for sure, but I’d guess that’s part of the parody. Here’s pot smoker (when he was young like Alice Cooper was when he did the other drugs, at least. Not sure whether he still smokes or not) Lenny Kravitz at 58: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/04428f45-bceb-43c1-95d0-6874296adb98.jpeg

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

For those who didn’t catch the reference, Michael Scott not being pleased by an event

Viking_Hippie,

Did those smart chastity belts come with a holster for a Blueberry?

Viking_Hippie,

Not specialised in shilling, but there’s a corporate speech bullshit generator

Viking_Hippie,

I happen to know that Matt Groening weighs significantly more than a duck and as such can’t be a witch.

Viking_Hippie,

Thai or goodbye

Viking_Hippie,

Mostly the kind of loneliness that comes from losing a loved one that you depended on, though, not just avoiding people on purpose.

Come to think of it, it’s only really loneliness if you WANT to be around people more. Otherwise it’s just based misanthropy 😁

Viking_Hippie,

Moistcritical? Is that when you roll a nat 20 with sweaty hands?

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Thanks for that! I watched his pinned video and I don’t think that " but hey, it’s Hollywood! It’s a dog eat ass world and I gave it a shot!" is gonna leave my brain for a long time 🤣

Viking_Hippie,

Pretty sure the latter was meant as punishment for the former, but far be it from me to dictate your breakfast, I guess 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

'MURICA! 🫡

Viking_Hippie,

You don’t. You have to keep it for the rest of your life then pass it on through your family for at least 5 generations. It’s the only way to break the curse.

Kidding aside, the actual answer from the EPA

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