Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

Hello video, what did the radio star do to you?

Viking_Hippie,

Nice try, but I know that Mr Spock is a white guy who reads poetry about hobbits to music.

Viking_Hippie,

Just not too recently. Trust me, I know.

Viking_Hippie,

don’t hurt anybody

Gonna have to be real careful in your upper range then… Not judging, just warning 😁

Viking_Hippie,

No new Scunthorpe though, for some reason 🤔

Viking_Hippie,

Could be worse. Could be Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Earth

Viking_Hippie,

Oh, we used to dream of livin’ in a corridor! Would ha’ been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us!

Viking_Hippie,

Would you Firefox me? I’d Firefox me so hard.

Viking_Hippie,

To Lem or not to Lem, that’s a weird question.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

That’s actually a stack of salami slices. From 1994.

Viking_Hippie,

Baldurs Gate 3

Viking_Hippie,

I read that as “retry.com” at first and thought it was quite fitting…

Viking_Hippie,

If Assman thinks it has anything to do with Assistant Managers, I bet they’ll be disappointed.

Viking_Hippie,

Everyone knows you gotta use a Motorola to play Fortnite!

Viking_Hippie,

somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy

Seems kinda counter-intuitive if you ask me…

Viking_Hippie,

Reminds me of this passage from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

The renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink. He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it. He then had another quick one to follow the first one down and check that it was all right.

Viking_Hippie,

🤞please say it didn’t happen!🤞

Viking_Hippie,

I’m aware. What I was joking about was the ambiguous wording that could be taken to mean that someone came in someone in order to prevent pregnancy. Potentially analogous to turning on a lamp to prevent light 😛

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