Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Hard to know for sure, with all the prudes and other misguided people around everywhere 🤷

I’ve seen people sincerely complaining about “NSFW text” before 🤦

Viking_Hippie,

It’s text.

Unless your boss is actively reading your screen or it makes you so damn hot you can’t contain yourself, it’s safe for work.

Viking_Hippie,

Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?

Viking_Hippie,

What do the men do, then?

Viking_Hippie,

The more you travel, the more you realize we’re all alike!

Viking_Hippie,

They can’t steer a long boat or play a sitar for shit, though…

Viking_Hippie,

Actually so excruciatingly rare that we might never again again get to see one of these without a repeated word.

Viking_Hippie,

Yes, so rare to see one of these without a repeated word.

Viking_Hippie,

No doubt lol

Viking_Hippie,

Yeah! Even back when I was in good shape and strong and shit, I could never hold my breath for more than a minute AND I was never a very efficient swimmer, so I’d have been absolutely dreadful at underwater rugby 😂

Viking_Hippie,

What do you mean how?

Viking_Hippie,

You mean you never have dramatic underwater sex fights? Weird…

Viking_Hippie,

A friend of mine used to play underwater rugby. Not quite submarine depths, but as far as spectator sports go, one where the vast majority of the action takes place 4 meters below the surface of a pool isn’t exactly ideal.

Supposed to be a hell of a workout, though 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

Randall never misses ❤️

Viking_Hippie,

I vote it plays Tennessee Whiskey

Viking_Hippie,

Isn’t he the guy who hangs out with Bruno?

Viking_Hippie,

Much better choice than James Sanders would have been.

Viking_Hippie,

A grungy sort of beige plaid?

Viking_Hippie,

Can’t be. She’s not stuck under any furniture.

Viking_Hippie,

Probably 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

Oh yeah? Could be that he DOES have broken arms, but he can’t afford to go to a doctor so he toughs it out on cheap black market painkillers, leading to bones that never heal right and life-long crippling opioid addiction! Checkmate, capitalist!

Sheesh, I took that to a SUPER dark place for what started as a silly porn joke! 😂

Viking_Hippie,

I mean, that’s how my ADHD and anxiety combo works: every waking moment is either

A: really thinking about everything, including completely inconsequential stuff, my brain making me super worried about most of it

Or

B: trying with various degrees of success to distract myself away from doing A. This in turn often tends to make me forget things that I DO need to be aware of, such as appointments etc, worsening A.

It’s so fucking exhausting tbh 😮‍💨

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Thanks 😁🫶

I hope all the change stuff works out well too!

Viking_Hippie,

Yup. Happens less than it used to but still keeps happening. I hope it’ll become less frequent for you too, if not stop completely…

Viking_Hippie,

Vs dadaism (bears think you’re a bear so you try to teach them to sing opera)

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