Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

Everyone except the Ryobi dads sound like they must be exhausted tbh…

Viking_Hippie,

I’m proud of you‽

Viking_Hippie,

Personal Donking Unit?

Viking_Hippie,

Ooh, it’s a +3 Staff of Equal Opportunity? I’ve always wanted one of those!

Viking_Hippie,

If one was so inclined.

Viking_Hippie,

What if Zod was one of us?

Viking_Hippie,

I thought we weren’t doing the original lyrics?

Viking_Hippie,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a2da954c-9d96-4fb9-bd24-e4af7b06d6cb.jpeg

Viking_Hippie,

Seems pretty self-explanatory to me. Clearly, they saw someone wearing an ill-fitting hat.

Viking_Hippie,

Here cat, there cat, everywhere a cat.

To the right of me right now: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3ba99e03-464e-46af-81e8-fc952c89d323.jpeg

To the left of me right now: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/232d2216-075b-4bad-ba96-bc49a0839dde.jpeg

Viking_Hippie,

I have gorgeous and adorable cats and I’m gonna flaunt them regardless of The Game, which you just lost 😛

Viking_Hippie,

Nah, but it isn’t that good either. It’s very much mediocre and would have to be as revolutionary as Bethesda claimed it would be to justify the ridiculous hardware requirements.

Viking_Hippie,

Do as I do and get Legionaire’s disease on the 30th of December. Bonus points if that’s your birthday like it is mine.

Viking_Hippie,

Thanks 😁

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Maybe that’s what happened to Eiffel 65 or that moon Elvis was singing about!

Viking_Hippie,

I was in a jazz fusion band called Habanero Face Mask. We were awful.

Viking_Hippie,

On the other hand, “rub one out” is slang for a COMPLETELY different activity…

Viking_Hippie,

I think that might be the confirmation can you drink to end ads

Viking_Hippie,

Is that Guy Fieri, the guy from Smashmouth, or both?

Viking_Hippie,

I sure haven’t!

Viking_Hippie,

Which was a sort of greenish yellow-purple.

Viking_Hippie,

I’ve been over this already with the other guy parroting the popular but unsubstantiated narrative of “historical Jesus”, so I’m just gonna link you there.

lemmy.world/comment/6252063

Viking_Hippie,

Pitbulls also have a bad wrap around kids.

You mean like this, but with children nearby? https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/08868f56-30c6-4c8a-8544-b6e55e76cad7.jpeg

Viking_Hippie,

Evidently at least one.

If I were to hazard a guess, I’d say anything between 5 and 50,000 depending on packaging. Too many loose ones would just fall off before it could complete the lift.

Viking_Hippie,

I am both scared and aroused by how your brain works 😄

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