Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy

Seems kinda counter-intuitive if you ask me…

Viking_Hippie,

Can’t be. She’s not stuck under any furniture.

Viking_Hippie,

“The thigh was considered the source of posterity”

More like the source of posterior, amirite? 😛

Viking_Hippie,

Moral of the story: adulting sucks and beards rule.

Viking_Hippie,

Would be the worst retroactive devaluation of a body of literary work since JK Rowling showed the world how she really is.

Viking_Hippie,

Even if there was, that wouldn’t excuse shooting first and asking questions never like the IDF did this time and every other of the thousands of times they’ve murdered civilians.

Viking_Hippie,

Because she’s a silly Billie that’s known to pull such pranks.

Viking_Hippie,

“Your subscription to arm control has expired. Please wiggle your eyebrows in a lewdly suggestive manner to pay subscription fee plus $69 lateness surcharge and a $420 because we can addendum”

Viking_Hippie,

And every year of the 90s is 10 years ago. Always.

Viking_Hippie,

If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!

Viking_Hippie,

Their first mistake was clearly labeling their secret hideout Thief House.

Viking_Hippie,

Of course. The trick is that you have to come up with which words to use in what order yourself.

Viking_Hippie,

The crushing realization of the impotent pointlessness of their existence.

Viking_Hippie,

The fact that a sentence starting with “NASCAR is significantly more progressive than” can possibly make sense says a LOT about how society is going these days…

Viking_Hippie,

I don’t know about your local customs, but where I come from, it’s actually considered quite rude to stimulate yourself thus in public. Especially if you lock eyes with the cashier as you do it.

Viking_Hippie,

I was in a band called Satanic Nun Fetish. Surprisingly, we played bluegrass.

Viking_Hippie,

Unfortunately not, as it’s a fictional band I just made up for a joke 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

Dale Earnhardt Sr and because leftists from the South decided that he was too good to let the fascists co-opt him like they do with all other southern things, so they beat them to it.

Viking_Hippie,

There’s always gaming or joining a cult… Or you could do both by getting into Minecraft 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

Imagine if every ad was like that!

PUMA, sportswear!

AUDI, cars!

FOX NEWS, garbage!

Viking_Hippie,

Just as importantly, it’s also teaching them that it’s not okay to NOT call in sick when that’s necessary!

Some people need all the help they can get when it comes to unlearn the unhealthy Protestant Work Ethic dogma that corporations and others have been piggybacking on to more easily exploit and/or control people by shaming them.

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