Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

seat license fees (which are somehow different than tickets?)

What the actual fuck is THAT bullshit??

Viking_Hippie,

What city size can justify a $1 billion stadium

Could have just stopped there. The answer is none regardless of the rest.

Viking_Hippie,

If I ever find out a way to do so without damaging the space-time continuum, I’m gonna have a lot of words with that bastard Past Me…

Viking_Hippie,

Dude, I’m super out of shape and don’t own a vehicle. Forget speed of light, I’m barely passing speed of tortoise!

Viking_Hippie,

What, “s-bend”?

Viking_Hippie,

Yeah I know. I was jokingly pretending that I thought that was the objectionable expression 😁

Viking_Hippie,

Thanks 😁✋️

Viking_Hippie,

They tend to do that. 9yo humans are just naturally offensive creatures 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

dang, I’m running out of cryptids.

Happens to me near the end of every month. I really need to budget them better.

Viking_Hippie,

Absolutely

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

You’re thinking of Cyclops. Cryptids are small sap-sucking insects.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

You’re thinking of apathy. Cryptids are Dungeons & Dragons aberrations with psionic powers that hail from the Astral plane.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

That’s Lilith. You’re thinking of unlawful conduct or contraband.

Viking_Hippie,

That’s illegible. You’re thinking of a bachelor that people want to marry.

Viking_Hippie,

That’s edible. You’re looking for the businessman and sometimes inventor who killed an elephant to slander Nikola Tesla.

Viking_Hippie,

That’s Dr Watson. You’re thinking of the combat-style boots popular in punk culture

Viking_Hippie,

That’s a marmot and keeping wildlife, um… an amphibious rodent, for… um, ya know domestic… within the city… that ain’t legal either…

You’re thinking of a place where wares are hawked and exchanged for currency or other wares by merchants.

Viking_Hippie,

That’s a (Kate or Rooney) Mara. You’re thinking of a long running distance.

Viking_Hippie,

That’s margarine. You’re thinking of the mouthwash.

Viking_Hippie,

That’s a library. You’re thinking of the singer who told Johnny to b good.

Viking_Hippie,

Those are capers. You’re thinking of the clothing Cory Doctorow wears on his back as he blogs from a high attitude balloon according to xkcd

Viking_Hippie,

That’s Capricorn. You’re talking about the Nu metal band behind such 90s classics as Freak On A Leash and A.D.I.D.A.S.

Viking_Hippie,

That’s a cormorant. You’re thinking of the Italian word for love.

Viking_Hippie,

That’s arrabbiati. You’re thinking of Jewish religious authority figures.

Viking_Hippie,

That’s a rabbit. You’re thinking of the viral disease historically called hydrophobia.

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