Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

Everyone knows you gotta use a Motorola to play Fortnite!

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Hard to know for sure, with all the prudes and other misguided people around everywhere 🤷

I’ve seen people sincerely complaining about “NSFW text” before 🤦

Viking_Hippie,

Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?

Viking_Hippie,

Yeah, because if there’s one thing everyone knows about Extra Fabulous it’s that it’s perfect for syndication! Why, there’s only TWO instances of the world’s most versatile word in this one and literally no ejaculate!

Kidding aside, it’s fine if you didn’t like the comic, but that was one of the worst takes I’ve seen in all of 2023 🤦😄

Viking_Hippie,

What city size can justify a $1 billion stadium

Could have just stopped there. The answer is none regardless of the rest.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

First of all, that’s one “devil’s advocate however” in an article full of information to the contrary.

Second of all, I’d be interested in seeing who funded those studies. Lobbying groups for different unhealthy foods as well as grocery stores looking for excuses to not cater to poor people often fund junk studies that say exactly what they want them to. Just like Big Tobacco did and political groups still do.

Third, addiction still ≠ choice and sugar is more addictive than most narcotics.

Viking_Hippie,

The name of that Albert Einstein? George Washington.

Viking_Hippie,

Yeah, the youngest ever (at the time, at least) “self made” billionaire was a fucking Kardashian!

Viking_Hippie,

Well…don’t keep us in suspense! Do you love it?

Viking_Hippie,

Greedflation coupled with stagnant wages, probably.

Viking_Hippie,

I’m not sure. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, see… 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

gotta keep Pooh naked

That’s what -I- said, but the judge wasn’t having it!

Viking_Hippie,

Sounds like Judean People’s Front propaganda!

Viking_Hippie,

Could be that they both decided to make accounts because they had something important that needed saying.

While new/seemingly single issue accounts can be an aggravating factor when you suspect someone of being a troll or otherwise dishonest actor, it shouldn’t be considered suspicious for their first posts/comments to be a completely reasonable take on a controversial topic.

I don’t remember what my first comment on Lemmy was, but there’s a 50/50 chance it was something honest about a controversial political topic.

The other 50 are 30% chance of trying to be funny on a meme post and 20% commenting on how adorable an animal is.

Viking_Hippie,

Now that you have it open, could you find a funny compound noun or two? I love those!

Viking_Hippie,

Ever tried to make a cat run in a straight line? There’s a reason why “herding cats” is analogous to an impossible task…

Viking_Hippie,

I happen to know that Matt Groening weighs significantly more than a duck and as such can’t be a witch.

Viking_Hippie,

Did those smart chastity belts come with a holster for a Blueberry?

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