Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie,

Would you Firefox me? I’d Firefox me so hard.

Viking_Hippie,

If Assman thinks it has anything to do with Assistant Managers, I bet they’ll be disappointed.

Viking_Hippie,

The more you travel, the more you realize we’re all alike!

Viking_Hippie,

They can’t steer a long boat or play a sitar for shit, though…

Viking_Hippie,

Sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie…

Viking_Hippie,

sensible UK road and rail network planning

How many decades has it been since THAT last happened, though?

I say “in theory” because our government just scrapped HS2 phase 2, so our rail network is going to continue to be shit for years.

Oh. Same page, it would seem 😁

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Fatal error: function name must be a string etc etc

You monster! You killed someone!

Viking_Hippie,

Probably 19th of June 2013 at the latest. Most people consider their date being dead to be a major turnoff.

Viking_Hippie,

So THAT’S where the expression “it’s a dog eat ass world” comes from!

Viking_Hippie,

😘👌

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

So, like, I can throw a party balloon filled with 1.7 liters of urine at someone and it will be acceptable, as long as I remember to shout: DANGEROUSLY OVERFILLED PISS BALLOON as I toss it?

Rules of the roads, Bubbles!

Viking_Hippie,

2 children who like falafel, maybe 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

If I ever find out a way to do so without damaging the space-time continuum, I’m gonna have a lot of words with that bastard Past Me…

Viking_Hippie,

Yes it is, just not in the way it usually is. ENDING civilian lives is very much a priority of their genocidal campaign.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Relevant xkcd

Viking_Hippie,

street legal

Doubt it tbh…

Viking_Hippie,

ignore the pun

I refuse! celebrates the pun

Viking_Hippie,

Oppan Ghenghis style!

Viking_Hippie,

Still better than internal combustion engine cake 🤷

Viking_Hippie,

Reminds me of the Google translate cover of the song from Frozen 😁

Viking_Hippie,

Bookmarked for perusal every 2-4 years for the rest of my life 😮‍💨

Viking_Hippie,

It’s about the Friday after thanksgiving (which was yesterday) traditionally being a day where stores put some attractive wares on special and then people turn into absolute stampeding cattle and brawling gorillas getting said wares before the unnecessarily limited supply runs out.

Afaik, it’s not unusual for at least a couple people to be trampled or otherwise killed by this absolutely unhinged consumerism frenzy.

Here’s to hoping that it wasn’t that bad this year though, as the specials were apparently crappy and thus not worth committing involuntary manslaughter over 🤞🤞

Viking_Hippie,

Probably the same elves Santa enslaved. That or the Galadhrim of Lothlórien.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

It’s just cat on a stick

The favourite food of ALF!

Viking_Hippie,

Here you go https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/081b0ba0-8b28-47fc-bcc4-8e0fde2c8adf.jpeg

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