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XEAL,

Chart’s missing white/colourless

2/10 would not pee again

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If we’re playing by those rules, then only 50% of every human would die, because we’re made of smaller living organisms

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Oh boy, I wasn’t that mistaken then

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And less bugs around

How do I stop a crush from developing further?

I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her....

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From my own experience: cut all contact with that person… which may not be viable in your situation.

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Reminds me off… (NSFW-ish)

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And banned with no warning? Fucking powertripping mods all over again.

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Why not warning before banning for such stupid reason?

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Dunelight

Fleshdune

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Needs Verbal Arse

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Down the rabbit hole with this one…

Original article is gone, but: Wayback Machine has our back.

Thankfully, someone on Reddit posted the original link.

Oh, also: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? June is a bit too late for an April Fool’s day post about giving your gay buddy brojobs.

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    XEAL,

    Ah yes, the common “funny = meme” posts

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    Gayyyyyyyyy

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    Ubuntu Pro is free up to 5 machines

    XEAL, (edited )

    You walked into your own fart, rookie mistake

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    Battlebit Remastered T_T

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    In Spain you have to use a coin to detach a cart from the others.

    Well, I have a homemade metal thingy than can release the cart without a coin AND I can pull the thing right back out so I don’t even have to leave it in the coin slot.

    When I’m done I still leave the cart in the return area and attach it to the others. I don’t even leave it unattached for the next person, because some pieces of shit already leave carts around the parking lot somehow.

    I’m a petty motherfucker and I wish the worst to those assholes.

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    Someone please tell me this is fake

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    They said the same about clocks/watches, but I’ve seen the time a couple of times already in a dream. Yeah, NOT the real time, but a realistic one.

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    Yoko Ono

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    Oh god, I need one of these about the absurdity of depression and suicide (been there too)

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    I’m undepressable and I don’t have ADHD anymore

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    Wait wait wait

    I know they kicked Altman, but what else happened?

    What are the best steps to reduce the wealth of billionaires?

    There are a myriad of news articles here on Lemmy that display the abhorrent influence billionaires have on our society (especially the US, where I reside). I consistently read comments where the posters appear hopeless and despondent of the situation, while others jokingly refer to the guillotine....

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    That’s it.

    Extinguish the bloodline, cut heads until there’s no hoarder, tax evading billionare.

    XEAL, (edited )

    Another common Mandela Effect is when people mistakenly write the word “effect” with an “a” instead of an “e”

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