The big bang was (most likely) the result of a higher dimensional star collapsing into a black hole. The universe is nothing more than a hologram encoded on the event horizon of that black hole (holographic principal).
I spent longer than I care to admit today trying to convince someone that the Save As dialog during a file download did not mean that the entire internet could see the files on his computer.
That’s how I justify my job. Well, that and the actually productive things I can manage to do when I’m not trying to explain completely trivial shit to someone who should have retired in 1953.
I have a Kawasaki drill that’s at least 10 years old and still going strong. When you use a drill like three times a year, you don’t need the expensive stuff lol.