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ZagamTheVile, to asklemmy in If Trump loses in 2024, do you think he'd run in 2028?

I really hope so but the absolute shit show when he does is going to be insane. The conspiracy theories will be like nothing ever imagined. It’s going to be nuts. I’d look forward to it but I could see it getting violent.

ZagamTheVile, to piracy in Where can I find audiobooks?

Check out Smart Audiobook Player in the Gplay store. The free version is fab and the paid ads some bells and whistles.

ZagamTheVile, to historyporn in A divorced couple divides their Beanie Baby collection in court, 1999

How do I go about turning this picture into an NFT?

ZagamTheVile, to lemmyshitpost in new rule

K. But the person applying glue to paper and setting said paper would then be called a sticker. And the way language works, in a generation or two, the word sticker will then reference that glue-paper arrangement.

ZagamTheVile, to science_memes in Seasonal Affective Disorder

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ZagamTheVile, to science_memes in Handy Pocket Guide

Agrajag wants to know who made this meme? Arthur Dent?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e7325fda-43a7-491b-aa4f-ac3ed7e2bfca.jpeg

ZagamTheVile, to asklemmy in If zombies are supposed to go after brains, then why do they almost always end up tearing into the abdomen and other parts instead?

Most zombies aren’t Anatomy majors.

ZagamTheVile, to memes in The reason

It could be, if you read it in the nude and you close the book too fast.

ZagamTheVile, to memes in The reason

It’s a good Scrabble word. It’s the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something.

ZagamTheVile, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

I had to be in twilight, that’s where you’re basicilly out but can just barely understand what’s going on a bit. I was in and out and just absolutely baked. At one point I looked at the anesthesiologist and asked for a little more. He got concerned and asked if I could feel anything? I said “no, no I can’t. I’m just having a really good time”. I’m not sure because he was wearing a mask and all, but I think he grinned and I have zero memory from then.

ZagamTheVile, to piracy in I have received a copyright infringement alert, what should I answer?

I know some witches that could use some dead frog.

ZagamTheVile, to asklemmy in If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?

I’d like to be able to give people arch cramps by making eye contact and saying “bipity bopity boo” quietly.

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