afraid_of_zombies

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Hail the Omnissiah! Praise be to the machine-god.

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afraid_of_zombies, (edited )

It was a direct to VHS release called “Berenstein Bears visit Sinbad in Shazam!”. This was pretty close to Irontown. My mom said I had such an imagination with it and it was all static.

afraid_of_zombies,

Yes but it is occasionally off by a second or two, what with free will and all.

afraid_of_zombies,

A friend of the family is like that. I don’t know what I am supposed to do with a machine that makes grilled cheese. Like okay one in a while, I don’t need to make 40 at a time.

afraid_of_zombies,

There seems to be a pattern in this thread. Like it is elderly people doing this for their young relatives.

afraid_of_zombies,

Seriously? You want one of those seen on TV kitchen appliances that if you act now comes with a tote bag and is probably going to catch on fire?

I gave it to Goodwill if you must know.

afraid_of_zombies,

Was it for stealing a grilled cheesemaker?

afraid_of_zombies,

They move around. Go where the money is. Not going to make any money depending on one high white kid at 2am.

afraid_of_zombies,

You would never be able to enjoy it or explain how you got it. Someone would eventually noticed all this money went missing from a bank and there is some rando with all this money with the same serial numbers on it spending.

I like my plan. You could even leave notes on the dead bodies of the dictators. Or leave warnings. Imagine Winnie the Pooh blinks and there is a knife on his desk with a note telling him that you want the genocide to stop.

afraid_of_zombies,

Oh. Well nothing of value would be lost.

afraid_of_zombies,

A tool that gets worn from use is never a loss.

afraid_of_zombies,

One of the laziest shop steward’s nephew I have ever dealt with had one of those trucks. You telling me a guy like that is hauling lumber on the weekends?

afraid_of_zombies,

Manvan

afraid_of_zombies,

Same, there was one by my home growing up and we all called it that.

afraid_of_zombies,

Changing the subject.

afraid_of_zombies,

I knew it!

afraid_of_zombies,

I struggle with spices. I make it clear at every Indian/Thai places that they should pretend I am from their country in terms of spice levels. That they literally can not make it to spicy even if they tried. That I want them to gag and cough and cry just being in the same room as my food. And yet all of them fail me.

afraid_of_zombies,

Noted. Thanks

afraid_of_zombies,

I actually like the elf. Me and the wife have fun moving it around. One point we set it up with a crossword puzzle book and a pencil, my six year old kept laughing.

afraid_of_zombies,

Would anyone notice if you were not?

afraid_of_zombies,

Only in the sense that every human is related to every other one if you go back far enough.

afraid_of_zombies,

Congrats red team. You privilege escalated yourself to victory. Enjoy your face tat of a demon skull.

afraid_of_zombies,

Maybe a reverse Micheal Jackson?

afraid_of_zombies,

At least a tramp stamp you can just cover up.

afraid_of_zombies,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/21175a6c-45b5-4a8a-913c-8c8dba4db40f.jpeg

afraid_of_zombies,

I just searched online for Plankton face tat.

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