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anarchy79

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I break things. Then I put them back together. Then I break them again. Just to show I mean business.

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anarchy79,
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Is that how that works though? I don’t know anything about Coyotes, but I know things generally know better than to fuck with cats.

anarchy79,
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That is an oddly specific culinary preference for a wild animal to have.

anarchy79,
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What, he was like “huh Snuffy hasn’t been around for a few days. Welp, time to get a new cat I suppose!” every two weeks?

anarchy79,
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I feel like the Internet has looped me.

anarchy79,
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How can you dislike something as neutral as cucumber?

anarchy79,
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What about your bodily fluids? What about ANY of our bodily fluids?

anarchy79, (edited )
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Least racist MF:

anarchy79,
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This is not how gay works though, you either are or aren’t, and you can’t discover your sexuality along the way. It’s genetic.

anarchy79,
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How do you feel about shellfish?

anarchy79,
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Black. Babies. Matter.

You are a fukn genius.

anarchy79,
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Everything is just fractals, brah, I’m cool as long as we have enough cocaine!

anarchy79,
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“Ho ho, you”

anarchy79,
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People talk to me all the time. I can’t make sense of what they’re saying. Are they toddlers?

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I love trees.

anarchy79,
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A fellow whistler! I prefer whistling Bach.

anarchy79,
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I used to know, but now I’m not so sure anymore.

anarchy79,
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Right? About what? Legally? Morally? Not-being-cunts-ally? Fuck CNN man, laws schmaws, they are doing everything they can to skirt it, please.

anarchy79,
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WC Fields? I doubt a single 15 year old in America knows who that even is. The point is that the joke is almost a hundred years old. Do you want to do Who’s on First too?

anarchy79,
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That is fucking hilarious! Is what a 15-year old high-schooler would say!

anarchy79,
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I could have, but I’m still very unsure if I should have.

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Apparently I’m out of the loop. Or are you?

I don’t know what is going on here anymore.

anarchy79,
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If you only knew, buddy.

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