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don’t tell America. pretend it’s multiple automobiles welded together and they’ll like it

bappity,
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YY/MM/DD SUPREMACY

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the best timeline of events

bappity,
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I wish every corporation buying residential properties a very haven hills alabama

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they stand near an engine idk

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c83d3cb0-25a1-4adc-a8b5-17722d7c8d2f.jpeg

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Captain’s Log. Stardate 23170.6
I have growing concerns about commander data’s new emotion chip, as he is struggling to understand the nuances and subjectivity of humour.

Yesterday morning, he placed a dangerously high concentration of laxatives in commander LaForge’s beverage and later, followed him into the latrine, just to deliver a punchline about Geordi not knowing whether to shit or go blind.

Doctor Crushers medical report stated that Geordi spent six hours on the toilet and was so dehydrated after, that he required an IV drip and an overnight stay in sickbay, where he continued to have explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea throughout the night.

Because data is the only crew member who could enter sickbay without violently vomiting, I ordered him to spend the day cleaning and sanitising the mess Geordi left behind.

In more ways than one, I guess you could say that he is in deep shit. Now that is funny.

Anyway. Commander LaForge is feeling marginally better today, but is still quite angry and had to be restrained by security after attempting to dispatch data from the ships airlock. I have put them on opposite shifts to avoid further contact.

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the guys who invented phobia names are all evil.
I present: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia:
Fear of long words

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it is simultaneously right and wrong

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neo launcher is cool but it’s missing a couple home settings I liked with lawnchair Dx

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lawnchair is still being developed but no builds are being pushed. I’m using someone’s fork they made specifically to build their own releases: (use at your own discretion) https://github.com/Goooler/LawnchairRelease/

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on the other hand, IT’S THE WEEKEND https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0158ecdf-905e-45e7-a587-bf21d103e101.jpeg

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Schrödinger’s Answer

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actually happened to me once. dreamed an entire day and woke up thinking it was Friday but it WASN’T 😭😭😭

AirDrop cracked by China, revealing phone number & email (9to5mac.com)

The Beijing institute developed the technique to crack an iPhone’s encrypted device log to identify the numbers and emails of senders who share AirDrop content, the city’s judicial bureau said in an online post. Police have identified multiple suspects via that method, the agency said, without disclosing if anyone was...

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only reason that I can see why they’re saying they’ve done this has to be some kind of scare tactic

would be a bit stupid to reveal this hand otherwise

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“yeah I have like 10 case fans”
^ the case fans

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what the FUCK am I LOOKING AT

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P&P

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me if there were Vulcan comedian shows irl
https://media.tenor.com/R2EqWKMe0VMAAAAd/guy-slamming.gif

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that’s your one free allotted smile for the night

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wish evil voyager had a spin off or something

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Twilight sparkle that one time be like

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9ab849a3-1e8a-4d5c-bfce-72af1cfc8078.png

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keep the wibbly lever in sight at all times when Janeway is aboard. never know when you’ll have to fix another temporal paradox caused by her.

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