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capt_wolf, to lemmyshitpost in It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys...
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Y’see, what ya do is take yer two cords and cut the ends off. Strip the wire and tie 'em together. Then ya wrap em in electrical tape so they’re water tight! Bam! Problem solved!

capt_wolf, (edited ) to lemmybewholesome in Like a time capsule
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Can’t say how many times I’ve thought about this the past couple years.

I still have both my parents, but both are about to hit their 70s and their health is already not great. There’s a fast approaching time coming where I’ll never be able to hear their voices again. My dad’s said “love ya” so few times in my life, not because he doesn’t, but he’s from that upbringing where you don’t really say that stuff. He finally picked it up from me a few years ago and now says it any time he sees me. I’ve ended up saving voicemails he and my mom leave, just so I can at least hear their voices again when they’re gone.

Appreciate the time you get with the people you love. It’s easy to take for granted that they’re always there. Someday they won’t be and it’ll be quicker than you can imagine when it happens.

capt_wolf, to comicstrips in Batman's secret identity [Pictures in Boxes]
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Two-Face: “Billionaire playboy and my former best friend, Bruce Wayne!?”

Batman: 🙂

capt_wolf, (edited ) to science_memes in Orinthologists
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Aw, come on…

Only in ornithology can you say,

“Look at that pair of great tits!”

“That’s a huge pecker!”

“That’s a nice looking cock!”

And “Look at all the boobies!”

And literally nobody can get mad…

capt_wolf, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Really any holiday
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At this point, my mother in law just makes me a separate decoy batch…

capt_wolf, to memes in Old but gold
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Honey, call the cops! John Wayne and Bing Crosby are defying the laws of gravity again!

Bonus: “Gravity is a law! I obey the law!

capt_wolf, to lemmyshitpost in GRRRR
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Not only am I angry, but I’m also angry!

capt_wolf, to lemmyshitpost in Discord rule
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Discord statuses after this announcement be like:

https://media.tenor.com/PnzMTPYIXj8AAAAM/idiocracy-baitin.gif

capt_wolf, to lemmybewholesome in Surrogate pinky
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Stop cutting onions…

Who’s cutting onions in here!?

capt_wolf, to memes in Lemmy users be like
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I tell my clients it comes from prison as a sign you were looking for sex.

Close and possibly true for some, but apparently it was more just that they weren’t allowed to have belts to hold up their pants. When people got released, they continued to wear them loose because they were comfortable. The trend then spread to hip hop and other cultures in the 90s.

capt_wolf, (edited ) to memes in Lemmy users be like
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Pants on the ground,

Pants on the ground,

Lookin’ like a fool with ya pants on the ground!

capt_wolf, to lemmyshitpost in Have you tried sunning you perineum?
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I think everyone owes it to themselves to experience it. One of my best friends waited until a couple years ago to finally see it. She was terrified, but still thinks Fizzgig is one of the most adorable things ever. Which he is. How can you not love this face?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/CUFjd7IbtTo5O/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952m3hu9fnij1jgayimnsg2ctbjd4le1n9k84rhzfbk&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

capt_wolf, (edited ) to starwarsmemes in What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?
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capt_wolf, (edited ) to starwarsmemes in What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?
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There is only one, true Vader… They don’t even look anything alike! https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2a15bd91-4302-45e5-99b3-e952102cf887.jpeg

capt_wolf, to lemmyshitpost in hmm rock
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