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cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in What are some small things we should change about the human body?

Jam the kids head in your pee hole like a cork. Problem solved.

cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in How to cope with existing right now?

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  • cashews_best_nut, to memes in Accurate

    Jam some meth crystals into your anus.

    cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in WTF species of spider is this

    That’s the coolest fucking spider in the universe.

    cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

    I don’t know yet. Probably something in the retail tech space. Electronics, networking, SBCs, etc. It’s going to be a year of chucking shit at a wall to see what sticks.

    cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

    Polish is an impossible language. Too many consonants. Dobzre dobzre tak kurwa.

    cashews_best_nut, (edited ) to asklemmy in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

    I’m amazed there’s people out there that can’t do it. Kinda like finding out there people who don’t have an inner monologue.

    It’s so easy. Leave your curtain open so you get light in the morning. On a Sunday or when you lie in just let yourself drift in and out of sleep.

    Be conscious of the fact you’re falling back to sleep and focus on going back to the thing you last remember dreaming.

    Realise you have full control of everything. Kinda like Neo in the matrix.

    It’s great walking up from a nightmare where you’re being chased by something then falling back to sleep knowing you’re going to kick it’s ass when you sleep back in.

    When you’re ‘plugged’ back into your dream you stop trying to run, face the fear and lay down a sick anime special move!

    cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

    Of all the fucking countries you choose Belgium?! Do you have brain damage?

    cashews_best_nut, to lemmyshitpost in This

    It’s that the suit people shat on him for? It looks good. I don’t get wtf problem is with people.

    Wtf America?

    cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in After a lifetime against, I'm considering joining social media. Any advice?

    I used to have Facebook. Dabbled with Instagram and Twitter. Don’t use any of them now. Feel 10x better.

    cashews_best_nut, to mildlyinteresting in Polish squirrels have straight ears.

    You can tell cos they speak Polish.

    cashews_best_nut, to lemmyshitpost in The lamest countries

    So you’re just outright happy babies are dying?

    cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in What is the origin of the phrase "to have faith in humanity"?

    You want me to pluck the very first instance a sentence was written on Reddit? I don’t know the exact date. I was around and watched it and many other phrases and memes organically appear and then disappear.

    It’s like asking for an etymology for the word “bat” and expecting an exact date of first usage.

    cashews_best_nut, to linux in Nobara 39 Officially Released

    Some people are into cock and ball torture.

    cashews_best_nut, to piracy in Any good alternative to Niagara Launcher?

    Your mum’s sopping-wet clunge. Hence the name.

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