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cashews_best_nut, to memes in Accurate

Jam some meth crystals into your anus.

cashews_best_nut, (edited ) to asklemmy in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?
  • Lose ~15kg
  • Start a business
  • Make friends
  • Fix my mental health
  • Get my career back on track
  • Stay clear of meth
cashews_best_nut, to memes in How times change

Context: I’m a 40yo man.

A bunch of teenagers (16-18) on a European (2westerneurope4u) Discord server took the piss out of me cos my avatar was Edward Elric. Apparently that’s not cool. Especially, considering my age. It made me sad. :(

cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in What is your unpopular flim opinion

People who don’t like horror films are defective and should have been aborted.

cashews_best_nut, to lemmyshitpost in Me shitpost

Lockpicking made me realise my patience is shite. :(

cashews_best_nut, to memes in Upholders of the social contract

Shit Trees. Dunno if it’s common in the rest of the world but a lot of Brit dog owners tie them to tree and buch branches. Then in winter you have Shit Trees & Turd Bushes.

cashews_best_nut, to lemmyshitpost in You can do it!

This should go on one of those Demotivational posters. In fact what happened to them? I want some.

cashews_best_nut, to memes in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill!

cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in What's an alternative to Spotify that doesn't play you the same fucking songs over and over?

On Android install InnerTune from F-Droid. Allows you to play Youtube Music for free and no ads.

cashews_best_nut, to asklemmy in Do the right wing women in relationships with right wing guys think it's like a draco malfoy thing where they're a good guy underneath?

I’ve read all your replies and you conviniently dodged two people making comments regarding homosexuality. Which only made me more curious:

What’s your opinion on gay people and gay marriage?

P.S. I never downvote people. Though I’m guessing by your reticence you may get downvoted for replying to me. I urge you to reply though because I’m curious and ask in good faith.

cashews_best_nut, to comicstrips in "Outdoor Cat vs Indoor Cat" by Sarah Andersen

It’s called banter. Light-hearted joshing. I love the Swedish Mongols; very amusing people.

cashews_best_nut, to comicstrips in "Outdoor Cat vs Indoor Cat" by Sarah Andersen

With a name like Kusimulkku I should have guessed. I wouldn’t call you American but you are one of the weirdest countries in Europe. A language designed to confuse with an obsessive dedication to double-consanants. I assume your cats are as unsociable as your people. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/051a8dd9-2533-415d-8b82-a026eef67a5e.webp

cashews_best_nut, to comicstrips in Sleeping position

quadratus lumborum

Holy shit that’s the bastard that hurts and tightens when I don’t walk around enough or I lay on the sofa too long on my back.

When I get up my back will be bent forward and tight. It feels so tight round the back and inside it feels like I’m shorter at the waist. Weird, horrible feeling. It goes away if I pivot round on my hips and walk round a bit.

I’ve found what aggravates it most is if I’m on my back and have my legs up. Basically the more L-shaped my body is on it’s side or back (legs up) the worse it gets. If I do lots of walking or running it loosens it up.

Motherfucking QL - I see you now you bastard. I know where you live! I know what you look like! I’m gonna fuck you up!

cashews_best_nut, to lemmyshitpost in Reblog if youre american

Is anyone elses penis turtling the more they read of this comment thread?

cashews_best_nut, (edited ) to asklemmy in Does tinned food have any nutrition or is it just empty calories?

I’m in the UK where tinned food doesn’t have vitamins and minerals on the label.

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