cashews_best_nut

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Cashew nuts are the best nut

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cashews_best_nut,

With a name like Kusimulkku I should have guessed. I wouldn’t call you American but you are one of the weirdest countries in Europe. A language designed to confuse with an obsessive dedication to double-consanants. I assume your cats are as unsociable as your people. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/051a8dd9-2533-415d-8b82-a026eef67a5e.webp

cashews_best_nut,

British cats go to cat school as soon as their eyes open so we have very smart cats that can navigate roads.

cashews_best_nut,

Skill issue. You need to train your wildlife to speak cat.

cashews_best_nut,

It’s called banter. Light-hearted joshing. I love the Swedish Mongols; very amusing people.

cashews_best_nut,

As a rampant homosexual who’s done lots of dick-focused study - there’s a scar and it has different levels of noticability. Some are faint, some jagged, some with mismatched colours, some bright red, etc.

Like any scar it can be very variable.

cashews_best_nut,

Ugh. Are you British? U got a loicense to be on this late guv?

cashews_best_nut, (edited )
  • Lose ~15kg
  • Start a business
  • Make friends
  • Fix my mental health
  • Get my career back on track
  • Stay clear of meth
cashews_best_nut,

Context: I’m a 40yo man.

A bunch of teenagers (16-18) on a European (2westerneurope4u) Discord server took the piss out of me cos my avatar was Edward Elric. Apparently that’s not cool. Especially, considering my age. It made me sad. :(

cashews_best_nut,

Fucking love that scene. Gives me goosebumps and warm fuzzies all at once.

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

cashews_best_nut,

People who don’t like horror films are defective and should have been aborted.

cashews_best_nut,

Did you see them when they came out? Or many years later?

cashews_best_nut,

Lockpicking made me realise my patience is shite. :(

cashews_best_nut,

Shit Trees. Dunno if it’s common in the rest of the world but a lot of Brit dog owners tie them to tree and buch branches. Then in winter you have Shit Trees & Turd Bushes.

cashews_best_nut,

This should go on one of those Demotivational posters. In fact what happened to them? I want some.

cashews_best_nut, (edited )

SonyEricsson w810i. It was a great phone and an upgrade from my earlier SonyEricsson T610. The w810i is in my bedroom drawer.

I got the first Android smart phone after those (G1/Dream) which I still have in my kitchen drawer.

Happy memories texting my mates in uni. God so much has changed in 20yrs. 😱

cashews_best_nut,

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill!

What's an alternative to Spotify that doesn't play you the same fucking songs over and over?

I am in an intense love-hate relationship with Spotify. It makes good mixes for me, I have found a lot of great bands that way. BUT IT KEEPS REGURGITATING THE SAME SONGS IN THERE. I know about Song Radios and Artist Radios, so please don’t recommend those. Smart Shuttle doesn’t cut it, either....

cashews_best_nut,

On Android install InnerTune from F-Droid. Allows you to play Youtube Music for free and no ads.

cashews_best_nut,

I’ve read all your replies and you conviniently dodged two people making comments regarding homosexuality. Which only made me more curious:

What’s your opinion on gay people and gay marriage?

P.S. I never downvote people. Though I’m guessing by your reticence you may get downvoted for replying to me. I urge you to reply though because I’m curious and ask in good faith.

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