cashews_best_nut

@cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world

Cashew nuts are the best nut

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cashews_best_nut,

Are you getting paid to post or are you just a terminally online Lemmy-addict? It’s not good for your mental health to be online this much.

cashews_best_nut,

It’s what Brits (and maybe others) often call a resume. It’s also sometimes slightly longer. than a resume (2+ pages instead of 1).

cashews_best_nut,

I think that’s how I cured my psychosis. When the psychiatrist refused to prescribe anti-psychotics I realised I could only help myself.

So I stopped engaging with then listening to the voices and eventually I stopped hearing them.

cashews_best_nut,

Brian is that you?

Are you any good at Japanese yet?

cashews_best_nut,

I’ve done this all my life - I don’t have ADHD.

cashews_best_nut,

That’s the coolest fucking spider in the universe.

cashews_best_nut, (edited )

I’m amazed there’s people out there that can’t do it. Kinda like finding out there people who don’t have an inner monologue.

It’s so easy. Leave your curtain open so you get light in the morning. On a Sunday or when you lie in just let yourself drift in and out of sleep.

Be conscious of the fact you’re falling back to sleep and focus on going back to the thing you last remember dreaming.

Realise you have full control of everything. Kinda like Neo in the matrix.

It’s great walking up from a nightmare where you’re being chased by something then falling back to sleep knowing you’re going to kick it’s ass when you sleep back in.

When you’re ‘plugged’ back into your dream you stop trying to run, face the fear and lay down a sick anime special move!

cashews_best_nut,

It’s one of a thousand silly memes that were born from a single Reddit comment that got copied by everyone until it became insufferable.

cashews_best_nut,

You want me to pluck the very first instance a sentence was written on Reddit? I don’t know the exact date. I was around and watched it and many other phrases and memes organically appear and then disappear.

It’s like asking for an etymology for the word “bat” and expecting an exact date of first usage.

cashews_best_nut,

Some people are into cock and ball torture.

cashews_best_nut,

Scandinavian people are quite clean

HA! The Norwegians have terrible air quality because their mountains clog smoke in valleys. I noticed this when looking up the UKs and spotted my English city had better air quality than lots of Norway. Swedish hobgoblin motherfuckers.

cashews_best_nut,

I’m Texan. Can’t you tell from my accent? Yeehaa!

cashews_best_nut,

You can’t get rid of the top tab batt though which is fucking bollocks. So all you can do is F11.

cashews_best_nut,

A fuck ton more Hans Gruber. Check out Vivaldi. 👍

cashews_best_nut,

Why on earth would anyone want to go to Germany?

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

cashews_best_nut,

I’m so glad I saw the films as a young kid then. To me it was just a cool horror film with a murder bot and the second was Arnie the robot hero!

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