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chiliedogg, to memes in One of my back teeth is aching at the moment

It’s crazy that teeth and eyes are separate from the rest of healthcare.

chiliedogg, to memes in Well that's one way to ruin my day

I once forgot a pear in my pantry when I left town for 2 months.

When I came back it was a stem in a puddle of black liquid.

chiliedogg, to memes in I sure hope I can keep up!

There’s a million squirrels and I love it.

chiliedogg, to memes in I sure hope I can keep up!

I get that for most people, this is a nightmare. But for me, having lots of varied tasks is fun.

It’s why I took a job at a tiny city with 11 employees in City Hall. Nominally, I’m a permit processor, but I oversee the permitting process, GIS, coordinating third-party services, and more. Yesterday I made a map for the police, processed permits, drove across town to fix a manhole cover that came loose (we don’t actually have a public work department), took pictures for the city attorney of a mansion being illegally built and screwing up city utilities, and fixed a broken printer.

Yes, I’m stupid busy, but I enjoy the variety. I’m also paid more than double what most permit techs are, and have my hands in development, public works, finance, administration, and more. All of which will be useful later in my career when I want to move into city management at a larger town.

chiliedogg, to lotrmemes in He'll go down in history

It rhymes, but doesn’t fit the meter.

“By the final reindeer conceived” fits better, but changes Rudolph to the deceiver, not Yulish prince.

chiliedogg, to piracy in Love devs' attitude towards piracy, TruePianos v1.9.8 (audio VSTi plugin)

Back when Blizzard campaigns were so good you paid for the single-player while the online multiplayer was free.

chiliedogg, to lemmyshitpost in Why do it

Funny thing is I’m terrified of spelunking, but actively working towards being certified for cave diving.

Fill it with water and I’m interested!

I think part of it is that I can’t get stuck as easily with scuba gear strapped on my back, and I don’t have to worry about gravity fucking me over.

And I’ll never go anywhere that requires squeezing my fat ass through a crack.

chiliedogg, to lemmybewholesome in Black olive birthday

It’s a shitty garden that causes a net decrease in the world’s supply of their crop.

Just another way Olive Garden is terrible.

chiliedogg, to lemmyshitpost in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

Same ones who said COVID would magically disappear right after the 2020 election.

chiliedogg, to comicstrips in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

36 hours was like a standard hangover for me after I hit my 30s.

I’m now 40 and haven’t gotten drunk in years because it isn’t worth losing the rest of my weekend and going into the work week for 4 hours of marginal fun on Friday.

chiliedogg, to memes in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..

I drove smaller trucks for about 20 years. I actually just got a small cargo van (NV200), but still have my Colorado after the dealership offered me $100 in trade-in.

chiliedogg, to memes in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..

I only need a truck to haul stuff a few times a month. But that’s often enough.

chiliedogg, to comicstrips in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

The first time I yelled at young people to get off the grass was oddly freeing.

I now fully embrace the grump.

chiliedogg, to memes in Black Friday

They’ll sometimes bring in the exact same form with a different SKU/UPC so it’s technically a new product.

Also look out for weasel words like “Compare To”, “X value”, or “Special Buy” where they aren’t actually saying it’s on sale.

chiliedogg, to memes in touch title.txt

Your could always post about how much you hate cars.

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