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dditty, to lemmyshitpost in Never forgetti

Teenagers will often poke holes in a pop can to turn it into a makeshift pipe for smoking marijuana. This artist made a glass pipe to imitate that look. It’s ironic because if you had a glass piece for smoking you would never use the inferior pop can method, and yet this is exactly the combination of those two different approaches.

dditty, to memes in What nice vibes

“She peels off the red bow and sticks it on his shirt. “What are you doing?” he asks. “You’re my present this year,” she responds. The camera zooms in on her shy glance, then cuts to his furtive, flirty smile.”

Totally normal sibling banter, nothing to see here folks.

dditty, to memes in Its getting old.

It was also an insult to walking and dancing

dditty, to memes in Put the fish down.

Living in the Midwest, this is also super common on women’s dating profiles. I’d estimate probably more than 1 out of every 10 has a fish

dditty, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

I was in a relationship with a controlling partner who made something very similar to this back in ~2016. I can’t remember exactly what was on it, but there was definitely a sexual favor reward for some amount of chores (it was like I had to give her X hour-long full body massages or smth) 💀

dditty, to asklemmy in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

For our org, we are required to do this for our cybersecurity insurance plan

dditty, to piracy in "Piracy is a service issue.." (Image is a real story btw, link in post)

Asahi Linux devs go hard.

dditty, to memes in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

Cashmeoussidehahbahdat

dditty, (edited ) to memes in The panzer has spoken

Nice^2

dditty, to linux in Self Post

Nothing like heavy petting a hairy pussy to trigger NSFW content warnings

dditty, to memes in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

Lol I also immediately thought of BMW when I saw OP’s meme. The current M3/4’s buck teeth are atrocious and I will die on that hill.

dditty, to lemmyshitpost in Is this still available?

It’s ejaculate. 💦

dditty, to memes in Just Say Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
dditty, to memes in I have several questions, actually

JRHNBR

dditty, to asklemmy in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

I’ve felt similarly ever since watching the movie Clockstoppers as a kid

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