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dingus, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

Idk…they aren’t chronically online like I am. They lead a very busy life and probably didn’t even like me much to begin with.

dingus, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

It kind of does when they move across the country

dingus, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

I wouldn’t have befriended my one coworker so I wouldn’t be so upset when they left

dingus, to asklemmy in Where can a Boomer catch up on current computer/software technology?

With all the die hard Linux enthusiasts in the fediverse, it’s nice to see such a sane and reasonable take. Linux is great for hobbyists and for specific use cases and I’ve been there, but it doesn’t really make sense for the general consumer who just wants shit to work.

dingus, (edited ) to memes in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

I think it would be easier to go to thebank now and then to exchange some of your $100 for lower value bills than to do the opposite.

Besides, if there are places that don’t take bills less than $20, there are a lot of places that aren’t going to let you pay with only $1 bills. I can’t imagine a car dealership letting you do that. Or if you want to buy a home, etc.

dingus, to memes in Outdated

Yeah I’ll bet ours just stamped it or something! Surprised more people didn’t try to pull one over on my dumb ass haha

dingus, to memes in add finger guns for max coolness

Chef Excellence approved

dingus, (edited ) to memes in POV:

Me when I fall down the stairs and hit my head

dingus, to mildlyinteresting in This meteorologist's name

Did she change her name to that?? Because what the heck lol

dingus, (edited ) to memes in Outdated

When I worked as a cashier in a grocery store many years ago, someone gave me some checks to pay their bill. I didn’t even look at the damn thing, just inputted the numbers it said and started running them through the check machine. It seemed to go through the machine correctly.

But just then the manager ran over and stopped the transaction. They were fake checks.

I guess silly me assumed things would just automatically not go through in the modern age, but I guess it showed me that I really have no idea how check machines like that work.

Still don’t, but I don’t work that job anymore so it doesn’t matter.

dingus, to memes in Very different situations

He’s doing asbestos he can

dingus, to memes in Democracy

I feel like I need glasses to see this meme

dingus, to asklemmy in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Can’t say I remember. It’s one of those songs that has been played every year for ages upon ages. Maybe around 10 or something.

dingus, to asklemmy in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Lmao I also heard it as that and was so confused at wtf it was supposed to actually be

dingus, to asklemmy in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee

When I was a kid, I swear the lyrics sounded like “later we’ll have some fucking pie”, but it’s “later we’ll have some pumpkin pie”.

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