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dingus, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Meanwhile I got leg amputations where the patient paints their nails before the leg is looped off lol

dingus, (edited ) to memes in Outdated

When I worked as a cashier in a grocery store many years ago, someone gave me some checks to pay their bill. I didn’t even look at the damn thing, just inputted the numbers it said and started running them through the check machine. It seemed to go through the machine correctly.

But just then the manager ran over and stopped the transaction. They were fake checks.

I guess silly me assumed things would just automatically not go through in the modern age, but I guess it showed me that I really have no idea how check machines like that work.

Still don’t, but I don’t work that job anymore so it doesn’t matter.

dingus, to asklemmy in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee

When I was a kid, I swear the lyrics sounded like “later we’ll have some fucking pie”, but it’s “later we’ll have some pumpkin pie”.

dingus, to asklemmy in USA news specific to your city.

Lmao what

dingus, to nostupidquestions in Gasoline is liquid but gasses on the periodic table of elements are fumes, so why do we call the stuff we put into our vehicles "gas," if it's liquid?

That’s actually super interesting! I thought it would have been technical, but it looks like it just comes from someone’s name!

dingus, (edited ) to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour

If you don’t want to figure out some awkward balancing techniques, you can just use a balance tube. Fill a tube with water to a similar height of the tube it opposes.

dingus, to lemmyshitpost in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

Worth noting that it’s totally normal to see a lot more of them if you’re looking at a bright blue sky. That’s when they’ll be more apparent.

dingus, to asklemmy in What has been the best thing that has happened to you so far?

Aww I bet you are a fantastic mom. Keep doing you and I’m wishing all the best for you and your family.

dingus, to lemmyshitpost in IT support work be like

I knew it! It was goblins all along!!

dingus, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

I wouldn’t have befriended my one coworker so I wouldn’t be so upset when they left

dingus, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Jeez. Medical staff can have senses of humor too. Not everyone is a robot or the same person.

dingus, to asklemmy in What was the cringiest moment of your life?

I shit my pants in school at a similar age and left it in my pants the rest of the day. Good lord that was major cringe. Ruined my favorite pants too. I almost forgot about that until your comment.

dingus, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in An easy way to enlarge a photo

How odd. I’ve never done my of those things and I grew up on computers. I even used computers as my main way of socializing for most of my life and I’ve still never done those things.

Well…I say that but I’ve definitely stood up and yanked stuff to the floor while wearing headphones many times before. But I have done it for years before I even so much as held a Bluetooth headset. It’s just easy to get entangled in wires.

That other stuff is so incredibly odd to me though. I’ve never forgot that i’m not using a computer before.

dingus, to lemmyshitpost in I’m dreaming of a Purple Christmas

I love it but I feel like it needs more flair

dingus, (edited ) to asklemmy in Anyone else no longer remember snoozing their alarm?

Nope. It doesn’t at all matter how much sleep I’ve gotten. Even if I consistently get 9 hours of sleep every day for the entire week, it still feels so good to snooze. Obviously it’s easier to not snooze as much if I’ve slept more, but it still feels fucking amazing.

It has always been this way for me, no matter how much or how little sleep I get. It’s wild to me if you don’t experience this.

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