@dipshit@lemmy.world

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dipshit,

Yeah but as a dad, i don’t like legs. I want my kid to look like me. I was amputated voluntarily. Legs get dirty anyway.

Actually, why not just cut off the penis and replace it with a tube? That’s a lot cleaner and still functional!

dipshit, (edited )

Are you confident you understand what gentials are?

What about your understanding of consent?

dipshit,

Yes, you are correct. Only jewish people have genitals. Thank you for playing.

dipshit,

Besides autocorrect spelling genitals gentials, not much, bro.

dipshit,

Yeah a better analogy would probably be female genital mutilation but americans generally aren’t familiar with that.

The real issue is consent. I get that parents consent for their children, but that doesn’t mean the parents are correctly predicting the kid’s preferences.

It’s just a strange practice that we do in america, not due to religion, but due to … reasons? Cleanliness? “I want my son’s cock to look like mine?” it’s weird as hell, but accepted for some stupid reason.

dipshit,

Yeah, I got it thanks. I wish my autocorrect wouldn’t interject itself into conversations but here we are.

Good laugh. 10/10 would laugh again.

dipshit,

Genital mutilation under the guise of “easier to clean” is stupid. Cutting off your legs also makes them easier to clean.

dipshit,

Why not both?

dipshit,

Ahh yes, that idiot who asked the guy why concrete doesn’t grow on trees.

No wait, that’s a different idiot.

dipshit,

Pizza ovens can get up to 1000F, which is where pizza should be baked. If you’re doing this in your oven, you gotta get that thing up as high as possible. I use a nerdchef cast iron “stone” in my oven, and the thing says to preheat at 500F for 45 minutes. Your dough may have been fine but maybe your stone or oven wasn’t ready to “light a fire under its ass”. Good luck!

dipshit,

Did you part-cook the pizza? I’ve made a few pizzas in my home oven and one thing that really helped was part-cooking the dough without topings for a few minutes, adding the toppings and putting the pizza back on the stone in the oven. It helped a lot with color and making sure the dough was cooked fully. Yours looks great though, I bet it was tasty!

dipshit,

In a world, one man, older than time immortal. One ocean, with creatures from the deep blue aybss. This summer, experience a heart-warming tale of love, mystery and cold-blooded horror of: Count Flipper.

dipshit,

yes with turbo

dipshit,

You don’t write the rules, buddy. And at that rate, you might find yourself on the other side of rules you didn’t think existed.

This may surprise you, but the world is not fair.

dipshit,

Gentle reminder that the whole generations thing is made up.

But true that many of these folks and older hold high positions of power, which is probably the cause for the clock.

dipshit,

A bit of advance for those who want very loud shits: get your ass crack waxed. I’m not even joking here, you will gain godlike powers in public restrooms. Consider for a moment how loud you can clap your hands. Now consider how much quieter your clap would be if your hands were covered in hair. I was dating an aesthetician once who waxed my ass after a boyzillian. My shits reverberated the corporate bathroom until the hair grew back in.

dipshit,

Happiness is when peepee hard

dipshit,

logic-gate-keeping

dipshit,

I don’t understand the downvotes here. This is a man literally stationed in his shit post.

dipshit,

Talk to your doctor!

Use as directed

side effects my include loose or wet stools, dizziness, painful constipation, insomnia, rapid heartrate, weak bowel syndrome, joint pains, headaches, an impending sense of doom, sudden interest in nickleback…

dipshit,

have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to those who have

dipshit,

Electricians Fire departments hate this one weird trick!

dipshit,

Disney’s copyright goes harder than it ever should’ve in the first place.

dipshit,

No sleep now gramps, this is a lake.

dipshit,

is that a new guinea pig, paupa?

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