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don, to piracy in Feeling the lack of moderation now Reddit?

I’m a motherfuckin user. I log onto this website sometimes. That means I dictate when you shit and for how long. Just be glad your breathing is out of my control. For now.

don, to memes in Not such a conspiracy theory now

All I’m seeing is ads streamed directly to the brain with no way but one to stop it, assuming that instinct doesn’t get neurologically suppressed.

don, to memes in Got any suggestions?

Fiber, lots of.

don, to lemmyshitpost in Community note pointing out fake news once again 🫡

Do you find this helpful?

…yes.

don, to memes in Not such a conspiracy theory now

You’re just gonna give them ideas like that?!

Ah fuck. You didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already consider. Fuck, I’m slow.

don, to memes in Terms of Service

This reminds me of the Black Mirror episode 15 Million Merits

don, to comicstrips in [Goat To Self] Overruled

Not being a whaleologist, this joke took me 15 seconds to get, but got it I did.

don, to comicstrips in "Proposal" by Shenx Comic

He stands up, and pulls out a plane ticket to Australia.

don, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.

don, to science_memes in How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle:

This fuckin bottle’s got four side necks and here my bitch ass has only one regular neck

fuckin bullshit man

don, to memes in Spices too

I just tied them to my belt, which was the custom at the time.

don, to lemmyshitpost in Do It Yourself

Tequila and Amazon Prime

Sex worker pseudonyms going from traditional to corporate real quick

don, (edited ) to risa in Santa Cardassian

You’re absolutely correct, Garek, it’s a truly absurd fairy tale, by any measure. On a completely unrelated subject, may I introduce you to your lord and savior Jesus Christ?

don, to memes in Terms of Service

In the center of the pizza, the toppings appear to make a sad face, as if the person who drew the artwork for the patent felt bad about drawing artwork for such a shitty patent idea.

don, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

In what universe is anyone in economy getting bags of peanuts that large

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