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don, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Are there handguns small enough to fit inside a Petri dish? Or do you just aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Does the handgun need to be loaded? If it must be loaded, will blanks suffice? Does a larger caliber reduce the time needed to aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Is there a specific distance to the dish from which one must aim the handgun? Are rifles, shotguns, and machine guns specifically excluded? Will a sword work? It’s generally made of the same kind of material as a handgun. Is it necessary to stand on a chair while wearing a lab coat while aiming the handgun? Can two hands be used to aim the handgun? Does engaging the handgun’s safety have any effect on the contents of the Petri dish?

XKCD’s not being very helpful.

don, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.

don, to memes in Got any suggestions?

Fiber, lots of.

don, to lemmyshitpost in Japan is Japan

I think some clarification is needed, specifically that Japan is Japan.

don, to asklemmy in I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?

Fake hurting.

don, to science_memes in Probability.... Need I say more?!

“Detector! Has the sun gone nova?”

“Calculating… results available in 9 minutes and 14 seconds.”

don, to lemmyshitpost in German Art

Was he from Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, or Perth? I can never remember…

don, to memes in Seriously who patrols old posts...

It says you misused it somehow. I’m not sure what you did to your stupid to misuse it, but you misused both the template and you misused your personal stupid. That’s what you gotta fix.

don, to memes in Seriously who patrols old posts...

How did I misuse my stupid? Did I put it in the wrong place? Did I color my stupid incorrectly? The template I understand, but explain how the fuck I misused my own personal stupid.

don, to memes in Any wine mommies out there

what are you talking about that’s just efficient af

don, to memes in I'd prefer to just stay home, thanks.

The bottom text and the picture send peculiar signals.

don, to lemmyshitpost in Grinchmas

Those boots look like they’ve been datamoshed

don, to lemmyshitpost in That's certainly one way to smooth things out...

donut.

don, to lemmyshitpost in That's certainly one way to smooth things out...
don, to lemmyshitpost in It's a trap!

Time to roll a fort check.

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