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ech, to asklemmy in People who work in food service or customer service: What’s the dumbest thing a customer ever insisted was “the law” or “illegal”?

Was working retail in an area that had a local bag ordinance that required businesses to charge customers for bags. A man came up to the register and when I asked him if he wanted a bag for a few cents extra, he looked at me like I was crazy and was like, “You charge for bags?” I explained that it was required by the government and he just kinda scoffed. I thought that was it, but as he opened his wallet to pay, he flashed what turned out to be a police badge at me from another city some ways away, gave me a look, and said something along the lines of “I think I know what the law is.” I just finished up the transaction and got him going asap, blown away at the insecurity displayed. It was such a bizarre powermove over what was only a few cents extra for something completely optional.

ech, to comicstrips in Yugioh Master Duel [MrLovenstein]

The first time I played MtG, my friend who was teaching me let me go off with the token deck he lent to me. I ended up making so many creature tokens I was just writing them down on a piece of paper. It was in the hundreds. And then when I swung my massive army at him, he Uno-Reverso-d me and basically killed me with my own creatures. I think it’s still the most brutal way I’ve lost a game of Magic and I absolutely loved it XD

ech, to mildlyinteresting in At the Internet Archive, this is how we digitize a book—one page at a time, by hand.

WHY do people think everything needs to be cropped to hell just to fit on their phone. The screen rotates. Just twist it around ya lazy bastards.

Anyhow, here’s a link to the full size video that isn’t pointlessly cut down by 75%: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QThaHpkFVzw

ech, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

I get it’s referencing the back rooms, but I don’t get why. No location I’ve ever been to looked anything like that.

ech, to memes in Was it not ripe enough or something?
ech, to movies in Gary Oldman Says ‘Thank God’ for ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘Dark Knight’ Movies Because ‘They Saved Me’

“Gary Oldman thanks Batman, Harry Potter for ‘saving’ his family life”.

Accurate, informative, and shorter than the given title.

ech, to comicstrips in Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered

The main reason I dgaf about phone aesthetics. That baby’s going into a thick af case asap.

Also, unintentionally appropriate user name?

ech, to mildlyinteresting in At the Internet Archive, this is how we digitize a book—one page at a time, by hand.

Because someone went out of their way to mutilate a video for no reason, so I’m gonna go out of my way to make it right. Just because you can’t be bothered to care doesn’t mean everyone else is just like you.

ech, to science_memes in we're still trying to figure out if they go to the same floor or not.

It’s so obvious, though:

[Parking] [No Parking] [Sandy doesn’t want to talk to you right now, so just give her the space and time she asked for, ok?] [𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄]

The first two are separate floors, the last two are on the same floor.

ech, to memes in Age range

I don’t know what the impetus is, but some people seem compelled to put face filters on pretty much everything. I saw a post a while back with a historical photo that had been processed for some reason. It’s absurd.

ech, (edited ) to asklemmy in Can licking an iron bar get you the daily recommended amount of iron?

I’m not sure why you’re putting those words in quotes as if they’re incorrect.

ech, to opensource in Don't be that guy.

“Lemmy” isn’t, afaik. Certain instances seem to have profanity filters. Probably not a great word to use in general, though.

ech, to thefarside in 16 December 2023

Six fish in a tiny ass bowl? Pretty sure Susan there is a fish sadist and the dead one will stay there to torment the others until they ultimately share its fate.

ech, to comicstrips in Go for it ben

Humans feel pain, but we don’t feel the oxidation happening in us constantly. I’d say it’s more about what you’re built for rather than strictly a concept of pain.

ech, to memes in He's called Shrek too

Pets aren’t dolls to mess with. Be kind to them.

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