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foggy, (edited ) to memes in Which pill do you choose?

I think you’re mistaking how little would need to be invested.

I think my dad would start listening to his god-omen stock predicting son after a few missed billions.

“Dad listen, my college tuition? Fuck it. Put it down on Bitcoin in Jan of 2009 and sell on November 9th 2021 for ~$25T.”

I’d have over 10 trillion cash after taxes. Literally would have more cash than anyone on earth.

foggy, (edited ) to memes in fr fr ong

Nurse Ratchet has nothing to do with African American Vernacular English, or “ebonics”.

Just gonna add that bringing AAVE and education into the conversation (which has nothing to do with ebonics or education whatsoever) makes you come off a bit like a possible race baiting dog whistler. It’s an amazingly easy thing to avoid, so I’ve tagged you with a cute lil nickname to keep track.

foggy, to memes in fr fr ong

That’s how you insult someone’s mids.

foggy, (edited ) to memes in fr fr ong

I guess what I mean is if you asked them with regard to the etymology… Ratchet is a word. It has a meaning highly disparate from “shitty.” Like, it’s a tool. A noun. It does things.

So kids using this word against its actual meaning, ask them why and they won’t understand.

Like if I asked you why you were using the word ratchet (say yesterday), which is a tool that helps turn bolts, in place of the word “shitty” and you’d be all 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

foggy, to memes in fr fr ong

Or the Harlem Shake, like that wasn’t already a thing.

foggy, (edited ) to memes in fr fr ong

Yeah, we called it brick weed cause they were packaged to save space not the product… and we generally didn’t fuck with it because it wasn’t even green by the time it was up in New england

foggy, to memes in fr fr ong

But mids (weed) are the worst.

foggy, to asklemmy in How to cope with existing right now?
  1. Take stock of what is and what is not in your control. There are a lot of things in life that are unfair that are outside of our control.
  2. If the thing is in your control, take stock of what actions you can take to change the thing to better suit your desired outcomes.

This advice may seem trite, but it’s been repeated for generations because it is always like this in some capacity. Life will throw shit at you. Your job as a person seeking a happy healthy life is to learn how to react and respond. If it’s out of your control, you have to make the best of it. Even if it sucks.

There are people happily fighting cancer. There are happy paraplegics. There are happy people in Gaza (not many, but I guarantee there is someone finding the silver lining in a real hell scape).

Learn to accept the things you cannot control. Learn to act in the things that are within your control.

It’s all you got.

foggy, to asklemmy in My English Breakfast tea states it contains 2g of protein.

Well, can have. Not must have.

foggy, to asklemmy in How do you strike a balance between being present in the moment and planning for the future?

Make lists, get passionate, attack problems with vigor, but also know when to set them aside.

So often our goal is “c” and we’re at “a”, so naturally we try to get to “b” so we can get to “c”.

Then you find out there is an a.0.0.0, and an a.9.9.9

Most people give up before they get to b (where you find out there is a b.0.0.0 and a b.9.9.9)

It’s about noticing that the leap from a.6.9.0 to a.6.9.1 is taking too much effort. Book marking it, and moving onto another thing.

Its about being disciplined and orderly. Don’t let frustration cloud your vision or goal.

Sincerely, /c/selfhosted

foggy, to asklemmy in What are some small things we should change about the human body?

Yeah but we would have probably made weird body suits to deal with that by now if it were that big a deal.

We’re really, really bad at preventing problems, but were the best problem solvers we’ve ever found.

Seems just about every other animal is great at preventing problems. We’re the opposite.

foggy, to asklemmy in What are some small things we should change about the human body?

Hunger annoys me.

Like, yo, tummy: I have not failed to feed you in over 30 years. Maybe don’t cause me physical pain and nausea? A simple grumble is fine until it gets actually serious, ok?

foggy, to asklemmy in What are some small things we should change about the human body?

We should have tons of little breathing holes all over.

Imagine if no one snored?

foggy, to asklemmy in What are some small things we should change about the human body?

Penis size, premature ejaculation, long male refractory period, and ED.

Wait that’s not all guys? /s

foggy, (edited ) to asklemmy in Mayo, mustard or ketchup?

Nah, mayo is the correct Answer many places where mustard is incorrect.

Mustard is a good binding agent for ground beef, but nobody asks for a cheeseburger with just mustard. That’s psychopath shit.

And mixing ketchup and mayo is king on burgers. Add some pickle juice and that’s the base of every burger sauce.

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