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foggy, to memes in homie stacking to signal it's his mother

It’s ok to kiss your mom, just like, not on the lips.

foggy, to memes in Is the industry really this creatively bankrupt?

Can here to post this.

10 years old and still a gem of cultural truth.

Literally showed my gf part 1 last night.

foggy, to memes in sErVe aNd pRoFeCt

Be sure to give them the credit that they deserve.

foggy, to memes in Tough life

Compounding interest is a hell of a drug.

Saving anything is infinitely better than saving nothing.

Retiring is possible for anyone with an education, but it is a sacrifice, and a gamble on not dying

foggy, to memes in Tough life

Good thing bad thing penguin

foggy, to memes in Amiright? 

<span style="color:#323232;">try {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  const joke = allProgrammingJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * allProgrammingJokes.length)];
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  if (!getJoke(joke)) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    throw new Error("Joke not understood");
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">} catch (error) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  console.log("lol *upvotes*");
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">function getJoke(joke) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  // This function is intentionally flawed to always return false.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  // It's a part of the joke!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  return false;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
foggy, to memes in Make everyone hate you with this one neat trick

My coworker has notifications on on his phone and I hate him for it.

Put it on vibrate and keep it in your pocket, or keep it silent and just check it religiously like the rest of us addicts. Ugh. The nerve.

But seriously it’s annoying af.

foggy, (edited ) to asklemmy in Have you ever come across some sort of container or organizer for anything that ended up being strangely useful?

I haven’t missed or been late for an appointment in probably a decade.

Literally just put it in your calendar and add a notification for enough time ahead of it.

I also snooze emails instead of letting my inbox clutter. I have an empty email inbox. Those concert tickets will pop into my inbox right around the day of.

I pre-send texts with a timer. Like if I know I’m driving 5 hrs to see my folks, I’ll pre-send a text for that day that says “on my way, should be there around _____”

That way all I need to do is update them if something goes wrong.

Idk, cell phones make being present, available, and on time, really fucking easy. Like I have severe ADHD, if I am always on time and you’re not, you’re fucking up somewhere. Use the tools in your pocket. It’s easy.

foggy, to memes in Then and now

In the year 2000, an internet friend gave me FTP credentials to a directory on his domain so I could host images and post them on the forum we were friends on.

He provided this service to all the forum users because we were all like :woah: when he started posting images that weren’t just leeched from another domain.

Eventually he did ask users throw him a few bucks, and then he made a tutorial on how to get your own domain and do it yourself.

Which tells me I’ve been using filezilla for about 2/3 of my life.

foggy, (edited ) to asklemmy in Have you ever come across some sort of container or organizer for anything that ended up being strangely useful?

I put it in when the event is created.

Like I take my phone out when I’m at the desk making an appt for whatever.

foggy, (edited ) to asklemmy in Have you ever come across some sort of container or organizer for anything that ended up being strangely useful?

Long press the send button, Holmes 😎

May vary by SMS app. I use googles SMS app on Android.

foggy, (edited ) to linuxmemes in My PC is hacked

Americans wealth index only trails behind Iike 3 EU countries. Your statement is googlably false. (Germany, Norway. Not France Not Britain, not Spain, not Italy…not most of Europe).

Edit: also, laughs in GDP

foggy, to linuxmemes in My PC is hacked

I think 80 year old Americans have a disproportionate amount of global wealth, so they are a, as I said, primary target. Yes.

Give it 15 years and then focus will shift to be predominantly toward UAE.

foggy, (edited ) to linuxmemes in My PC is hacked

I’ve done a lot of thinking about the scam market, and there is no way it isn’t some kind of “CIA is behind the cartels” situation.

Primary target? Elderly Americans.

Objective? Bring generational wealth to institutions.

FCC could stop the vast majority of this shit by using techniques similar to DKIM via VOIP to stop spoofing (STIR/SHAKEN). This problem is solved. Has been for a while.

I can only assume they don’t drop the hammer because they can take a cut instead.

foggy, to memes in Panik

Boy, I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder.

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