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gullible,

This was where I went as well. It’d be fine to appear immaculate, but actually purging every piece of filth from yourself, instantly, constantly is terrifying. Most especially when you consider it a bit further- it’s essentially an erosion field, regardless of how it performs the task. In the most extreme extension of its abilities, it may prevent any of that ooky lead hollow point from landing on you. It’s too vague.

gullible,

It really should be illegal to drink while pregnant and a chihuahua.

gullible,

“My how you’ve grown!”

“I’m onto you, grandma.”

gullible,

How does she flip so rapidly? Does her skirt get caught between the rungs on the downturn?

gullible,

Is soaking still a thing or can it only be found in memes nowadays?

gullible,

And if you’re lactose intolerant, you have another reason to hate the Germans.

gullible,

Give it a week until malaria returns to Florida once the marshes return. I’m not disagreeing, btw.

gullible,

I’m stealing within the first day, pulling off the most ridiculously elaborate pranks within the week, and suicidally bored once the dopamine kick is killed after a month of world-befuddling shenanigans that will hopefully destroy even the conceptual understanding of bureaucracy. Loathe me some bureaucracy.

gullible,

It begins.

gullible,

This is what separates the casual weebs from the professional otakus.

gullible,

My tastes run deeper than skin and excretions. Only tainted minds can even discern where the sensuality begins and ends, the flickering myriad coaxing froth only from souls who peered long into the abyss. The decadent ecstasy afforded to we few is as delicious as it is unknowable. Do not search, do not query, if one is worthy then it will seek you out.

gullible,

I do too much curating to have my lists leaked. If you want access to my excellent tastes, I require payment in advance.

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    gullible,

    “o_o”

    Do you not understand what that means to ethnic Koreans? It’s derived from the 1940s Japanese expressicon often used after they dressed slaves like animals to amuse themselves. The Koreans were no longer people in their eyes, they were less. Less than human, less than even beasts. They were servile dolls to be toyed with and discarded, which reflected in the Japanese refusing to use names or even the word “who.” The progenitor of your emote was often used as follows:

    “(。O ω O。) what is this?”

    gullible,

    If silksong is bad, I’m legitimately going to have an existential crisis.

    gullible,

    Never doubt your ability to be influenced by propaganda. The technique that broke the internet in 2015, lying and then confirming the lie more convincingly with a second account, is still very successful today.

    gullible, (edited )

    The overwhelming majority of users who came from Reddit seem to be ~19 and lack any degree of EQ, for better and worse. It’s homogenized into the old Reddit crowd but slightly more progressive, which has perplexed me. I still prefer it here, it’s an objectively better time sink than Reddit, especially since they switched their algorithm to cater to fake stories and celebrities. When AITA comes here, I’m moving to mastodon.

    Edit: you’re welcome to downvote, it doesn’t change the very noticeable inability to recognize “stallman was right”

    gullible,

    May your sister experience an unwanted pregnancy in the Deep South, my friend.

    gullible,

    I remember 2016 and the dialogue around the election fairly well, and this feels nostalgic. “Maybe he won’t be so bad”* is coming after trump is elected.
    *Editors note: he will be

    gullible,

    There’s something terrify about the speed a child can undress. Literally 5 second of distraction is all it takes to be befuddled by nudity. Start your turn in monopoly, roll, move, grimace because you’re being forced to play monopoly, and question how the hell they got undressed so quickly. I swear, it’s the most underrated childhood superpower.

    gullible,

    Don’t forget to mention that they’re under pressure! It’s a veritable firehose of seed, not unlike the bathroom at The Round Room.

    gullible,

    I get next go on the spiked nipple net.

    gullible,

    No, there’s a completely separate dev and backend. It’s very much its own thing.

    gullible,

    If you’re really hard up for caffeine, purchase pure caffeine powder. $20 is enough to satiate an average person for a year, or to overdose daily for a month.

    gullible,

    At what point does an life form become a pet? Can a particularly mobile carnivorous plant be a pet? If you refuse to take down a spider web and shoo flies toward it, does the spider become a pet? If you release ladybugs in your apartment to cull aphids, are they pets? If you briefly tend a goat to sacrifice it to Morlak, lord of dreams, to steal everything but your landlord’s nightmares, is the goat a pet?

    gullible,

    I absolutely cannot keep track of the layers of betrayal and reconciliation. Anyone who tells you that an issue in the Middle East is certain is, at best, benignly unaware. It is utterly unsalvageable on both sides.

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