hOrni

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hOrni,

In case anybody is wondering, this is a joke ad made by Clarkson in 2009.

hOrni,

Let’s just hope it won’t be an orange guy.

hOrni,

Because I only watched the mainstream ones and FMAB is probably the best of them.

hOrni,

Yeah. That’s because I didn’t wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?

hOrni,

Blue. Knowing what I know would make me a fucked up 6 year old. I wouldn’t be able to make friends, I would creep people out or even end up in a mental institution. 10 million wold fix all my current problems. And there wold be a lot left for hookers and coke.

hOrni,

No it won’t.

hOrni,

I can’t tell. I never had an issue, but I’m only using the tool for home use.

hOrni,

You remember how Harry chose the house he wanted to be in, and it’s canon, that the sorting hat ward isn’t definite? When I was buying my first tool, I wanted a Ryobi. But they didn’t have it in stock and they did have Makita on sale and the sales guy told me that would be much better for the same price. So after that I’m buying only Makita, to fit the rest.

hOrni,

Sour cream and sugar.

hOrni,

And a happy few fear.

hOrni,

Does it work on Vivaldi?

hOrni,

And when we execute Musk we will replace the whoopee cussion with a button that makes goat sounds.

hOrni,

It’ll have a canon. I’m sure very soon they’ll start mounting guns on the hood.

hOrni,

Don’t know about other countries, but in Poland all public spaces have to have doors opening to the outside.

hOrni,

I don’t know what’s Your point. You can get hit by doors no mater which way they open. And it’s not like the doors from a supermarket open straight on to a busy sidewalk. Don’t You have fire safety code, wherever You’re from?

hOrni,

I don’t get hangovers anymore. You’d have to sober up to get a hangover. An if I’d sober up, the depression wold be a far greater concern.

hOrni,

When I’m at work, I’ll use a calculator to add 5 to 7. And I’ll do it twice just to be sure.

hOrni,

I don’t feel like dancing.

hOrni,

Don’t forget Ronnie “Forever On The Wrong Side Of History” Reagan. Why do people always forget about Ronnie “Forever On The Wrong Side Of History” Reagan.

hOrni,

What about “Have a nice day”. Or the way he say “Pizza”.

hOrni,

What about Ronald “Always on the wrong side of history” Reagan?

hOrni,

Fifth could be “Hey Ya! Neighbor” With Andre 3000 on the other side of the fence.

hOrni,

The keyboard player for Rammstein, obviously. youtu.be/ve6AxSxEYtY?si=DlBRzUf0YICT5z0d

hOrni,

It’s funniest when it’s a child’s toy left on a vodka shelf. People do this on purpose.

hOrni,

Being 36, I also wish I died 6 years ago.

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