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ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in The Da Vinci Cookie
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Pressed on two sides by brown invaders … the delicious white centre saves your hunger … again and again and again

ininewcrow, to memes in Sometime relatable
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This is a character inside everyone and it’s like a level boss … the more years pass, the bigger the pain level boss … you can easily beat the early bosses but eventually they get harder and harder to fight until eventually the pain boss kills you.

ininewcrow, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Fish are our friends
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As funny as this is … there is an actual viral photo and video of someone doing this in real life.

It’s another example of how screwed we are as a species.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot
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That looks like the anti-rape device they built for women in South Africa

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Well........
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It’s official … you suck

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Do you need power? Just eat this!
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The challenge would be to continuously swallow the sausage line whole so that you could have the entire length inside of you unbroken.

ininewcrow, to comicstrips in Arm Wrestling [Last Place Comics]
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Modern warfare and politics in a nutshell … GYAAAAAAA!!!

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in meme019.jpg
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That is a beautiful Shitpost

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen
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Once the stove exhausts most of it’s hydrogen fuel, the stove will enter it’s Red Giant phase and grow to the size of a small car.

ininewcrow, (edited ) to science_memes in polycoria
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On a road trip through Ontario one year we met a couple of teenagers at a country gas station near Ottawa with pupils in the shape of a cat … a vertical almond shape. I freaked out when I saw the girl first and jumped back. She was used to the reaction and said she just looked like that and it wasn’t a trick. She then said her brother had the same thing and he came to see us.

This was about 25 years ago before novelty contact lenses were around … they may have been around but I had never heard of them at the time.

It’s a weird thing to see just these tiny differences to the human anatomy … it immediately makes you think that something is wrong or not right. It makes you realize just how easily prejudices are born.

The two people were really nice small town people and we had a good conversation and we even left them a tip before we never saw them again.

Then again that is the special thing about differences though … I’ve seen so many 'normal looking" people in my life and none of them stand out, but I can still picture these two and I’ll never forget them.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in It's just a prank bro
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Don’t worry, after this scan, we’ll be able to see what’s wrong with your bones.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies
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Lol … they all have laxatives

ininewcrow, to comicstrips in Yay win!
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After the wall of common sense … people’s hopes and ideas usually just die by falling off the ‘cliff of reality’

ininewcrow, to memes in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs
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LPT … push one of these around Home Depot to look like you know what you’re doing … even if you just came into the store to use the toilet.

ininewcrow, to memes in Where is spork?
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Aww … come to bed for a nice comfortable spoon

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