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ininewcrow, to RedditMigration in Reddit is ending Reddit Gold and users are furious
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It’s the equivalent of a crack dealer at this point.

At first they got people hooked with cheap drugs that worked and got you an easy high.

But now you need more and the dealer knows you’re desperate … so they increase the price, give you a cheaper product and string you along because they know no matter what they do, you’ll keep coming back for more.

They’ll start whoring you around and selling your body like trash and you won’t like it but if it means getting your next fix, you’ll do anything.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
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or wrong type of donut … the ones pictured are whole donuts, not donuts with holes

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in The Da Vinci Cookie
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Delicious chaos for the medieval and modern military religious industrial complex

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in The Da Vinci Cookie
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Pressed on two sides by brown invaders … the delicious white centre saves your hunger … again and again and again

ininewcrow, to memes in Sometime relatable
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I’m almost 50 and even with regular exercise … things are still not easy. You have to maintain a certain level of activity and if you just get off one or two days, it will take you a week to jump back to the same level again. A year ago, I got excited and went running around with my little nieces and nephews for a game of lazer tag. I did shuttle running without thinking for about an hour. I thought I did great, everyone thought I was in great shape and an athlete … I felt like I was 18 again. I couldn’t move out of bed the next morning and my muscles cramped up for two or three days after … it took me a couple of weeks to get back to normal. Enjoy what you have … the end, beginning of the end or the ending is closer than you think.

ininewcrow, to memes in Biden be like
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To the US President (of any name or time period) … they only identify two types of humans

American or non-American

ininewcrow, to memes in Sometime relatable
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This is a character inside everyone and it’s like a level boss … the more years pass, the bigger the pain level boss … you can easily beat the early bosses but eventually they get harder and harder to fight until eventually the pain boss kills you.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Fish are our friends
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Jesus … is our universe just depraved by default?

ininewcrow, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Fish are our friends
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As funny as this is … there is an actual viral photo and video of someone doing this in real life.

It’s another example of how screwed we are as a species.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot
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That looks like the anti-rape device they built for women in South Africa

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
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Plot twist … Jesus is the father … of himself!

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your Elmor's...
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Now with Vitamin R!

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Well........
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Usually when things work out right, you suck and you get to enjoy a nice drink … but in this case, they just suck.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Well........
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It’s official … you suck

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
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Also … if you have too many questions for the transaction from the start … it probably isn’t a worthwhile transaction.

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