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ininewcrow, to science_memes in It's just science.
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Alien species discovers earth … “Holy shit Kang! These little bipeds are delicious! And all you have to do is support whatever community or belief they follow and they’ll go anywhere you tell them”

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Why didn't anyone warn me!?
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Can’t we just upvote and downvote simultaneously? So that we won’t upset anyone?

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in You have now entered manual breathing mode.
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I don’t believe that anybody could eat the way I do until now

ininewcrow, to memes in Courting is now in session
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I’m so dreamy, it’ll give you sleep paralysis

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
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or wrong type of donut … the ones pictured are whole donuts, not donuts with holes

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in The Da Vinci Cookie
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Delicious chaos for the medieval and modern military religious industrial complex

ininewcrow, to memes in Sometime relatable
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I’m almost 50 and even with regular exercise … things are still not easy. You have to maintain a certain level of activity and if you just get off one or two days, it will take you a week to jump back to the same level again. A year ago, I got excited and went running around with my little nieces and nephews for a game of lazer tag. I did shuttle running without thinking for about an hour. I thought I did great, everyone thought I was in great shape and an athlete … I felt like I was 18 again. I couldn’t move out of bed the next morning and my muscles cramped up for two or three days after … it took me a couple of weeks to get back to normal. Enjoy what you have … the end, beginning of the end or the ending is closer than you think.

ininewcrow, to memes in Biden be like
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To the US President (of any name or time period) … they only identify two types of humans

American or non-American

ininewcrow, (edited ) to memes in Maybe it'll be the best year yet
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The New Year is always going to be the best … but every time we get there, we just end up wishing for the next New Year.

Which means wishing for the New Year is a phenomenal that we can never achieve.

It’s always a wish that can never be fulfilled.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Fish are our friends
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Jesus … is our universe just depraved by default?

ininewcrow, to memes in Unpopular Opinion Incoming
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That isn’t an unpopular opinion

It’s a weird accepted fact that everyone despises, dismisses, denies and disregards but otherwise believe is true

It’s so widely accepted by anyone who has read a bit of recent history over the past 50 years that all evidence points to the fact that they were complicit in assassinating their own president in 1963.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
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Plot twist … Jesus is the father … of himself!

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your Elmor's...
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Now with Vitamin R!

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Well........
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Usually when things work out right, you suck and you get to enjoy a nice drink … but in this case, they just suck.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
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Also … if you have too many questions for the transaction from the start … it probably isn’t a worthwhile transaction.

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