jaybone

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jaybone, (edited )

Take me to the freezer.

Put me in lasagna.

jaybone,

This actually looks good though.

OPs thing makes me sick.

jaybone,

There’s a podcast called Darknet Diaries you might like. Skip the first year or so and start after that.

jaybone,

Has Garfield made some kind of comeback or are all the zoomers like “what are these old people talking about?”

I’ve seen a ton of Garfield references lately. I have to wonder.

jaybone,

Post a picture of a guy named Bill with no hands.

Or like Bill Clinton at a blackjack table showing a 12.

jaybone,

First fry it in bacon fat. And then crumble the bacon over it.

jaybone,

Well, your first problem is you have too many arrows.

jaybone,

But wouldn’t it make more sense if data was Zuckerberg? Or Lor?

jaybone,

When the recipe calls for a stale yolk.

jaybone,

I’m sick of these motherfuckin snakes on these motherfuckin legs.

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