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jballs, to comicstrips in "Future" by Safely Endangered
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I remember Conan O’Brian doing a joke about this. He said something like “Many people reported having explosive diarrhea after eating an entire family sized bag of Doritos with Olestra. Oddly enough, those eating a family sized bag of regular Doritos without Olestra… also experienced explosive diarrhea.”

He said it funnier, but that was the gist of it.

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in Glad it's almost over
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I’m reading a short book by Patrick Rothfuss (The Narrow Road Between Desires). This dude is such a notoriously slow writer that it drives me crazy. He had the audacity to do an author’s introduction where he said this was an existing story of his, but he added 15k words to it. I’m like… what is that, a couple weeks? Write faster, you bastard!

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in Glad it's almost over
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I hear you can save a lot of time by writing Lemmy comments while masturbating.

jballs, to programmer_humor in We've come a long way baby
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I read in a different post that the code was misinterpreted to be a 5 second sleep before showing the video, but instead was waiting 5 seconds to execute some anti-ad-block script. Still pretty sleazy either way.

jballs, to memes in I've been robbed!
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I don’t know why I need 1 system, let alone 32 of them.

jballs, to comicstrips in "Wild Life" by MrLovenstein
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I suspect FooBarrington might be a cat irl…

jballs, to memes in On "Nostalgic" Reposts
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Damn I had almost forgotten about that. You’d see a top comment that was funny and witty, only for the next comment to point out that it was a bot stealing the comment from the last time the post was made. That place is such a shit hole it’s amazing we put up for it as long as we did.

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
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Nooooope

jballs, to memes in Me when someone asks why I use lube
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Exact same thing here!

jballs, to memes in Black Friday
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In 1998 I used to have to be in at 6AM.This thread is like a nice little timeline of the enshittification of America.

jballs, to memes in $1 grilled cheese
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Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

jballs, to memes in $1 grilled cheese
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Lol that’s exactly what I thought of when I made my comment

jballs, to lemmyshitpost in The library where my wife works is having a Black Friday sale.
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If libraries were pitched as a new idea in this political climate, they would be called communist and the idea would never get off the ground.

jballs, to memes in Don't be a no-poster
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Dammit now I gotta post something to catch up

jballs, to memes in Don't be a no-poster
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56 is actually a decent amount of posts imo…

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