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jopepa,

Honk Honk! Burst of confetti and a red balloon remains. It floats but doesn’t rise, though the string is attached to nothing.

jopepa,

Good color choices. Thanks for sharing

jopepa, (edited )

Peter Schuler of Madrigal Electromotive GmbH and it’s subsidiary, Pollos Hermanos after the DEA uncovered their involvement in the death of ASAC Hank Schrader.

Edit: Franch Kills

jopepa,

Franch is so bad it made one german executive kill himself

jopepa,

But you get to keep the bear!

jopepa, (edited )

The people that are only goofing around get to wear the ass hat around the party and alley oop some setups at their own expense. The real assholes are confronted about their shit and end up either a little more enlightened from the experience or publically mocked about it. Not for nothing but I think it makes bullshitting with strangers more fun.

Edit: it helps to know the shittiest people especially don’t like being laughed at.

jopepa,

You can offset that by changing the feeding schedule. Just replenish the tank with gray water every other day instead of daily and you should be fine with only four.

jopepa,

Self immolation is better than burning books at least

jopepa, (edited )

I think you’re right, but wouldn’t it be funny if it were an overfed penguin improperly cared for and adopted in the first place because of Danny DeVitos’ famous bird wrangler in Batman whichever

jopepa,

Pants iykyk

Mustard’s my choice. Mayo leaves a dirty mouth feel/taste until I can brush my teeth again, good to cook with though. Ketchup is what happens when marketing and focus groups fix mustard, good of Canadians to help find it’s purpose.

jopepa,

lol and is your real name anythony but you go by Hony?

jopepa,

Well my dog will never learn not to jump on people bcs he’s super cute so most people encourage him when I’m working through it with him.

And he whispers to me to shoot Reagan, but correlation isn’t necessarily causation.

jopepa,

Is this Mario San Serif?

jopepa,

The quote and characters are referencing Spider-Man across the Spiderverse.

jopepa,

I think it might’ve been this one but it was a while back so I’ll keep looking and edit if I find something that looks more familiar. Greetings from Michigan got it’s antlers in me, after that I burned through the rest of the list pretty quickly and then it became a blur of shuffle for a few weeks.

jopepa,

This shirt is dry clean only which means it’s dirty.

jopepa,

This is the saddest ghost story

jopepa,

Poteighto head

jopepa, (edited )

This is insane one minute we’re talking about typos then some time traveling dingus pops in says he’s the personification of “to be” doesn’t have any future Q-tips to prove their timeline and suddenly I’m on trail for what? It’s a kangaroo court.

jopepa,

“Was”

Like some far-er distant future where we have cotton swaps the size of our elbows? Be real this is sci fi not fantasy.

jopepa,

Let’s not get lawyers involved

jopepa, (edited )

I’m in sales myself and have always admired people that can close with such young markets. Your TEDx “Never Speak First” on power dynamic sales with preverbal toddlers was riveting, what other tricks have you learned to adapt with new generations?

jopepa,

The 6th mother sauce, sugary milk

jopepa,

That’s what I thought at first too but there were no knots, bait, or hooks. Just a tangled messy of fishing line. When it all went silent and I could see that seagull swaying upside down it felt like something out of True Detective.

jopepa,

Right?! How many times do we give a shit about Alan Tudyk playing dead? Congratulations, you were likeable and we miss you now!

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