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jopepa,

Follow the funsies…

jopepa,

Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

jopepa, (edited )

I’m gonna start imagining my social anxiety thoughts as the Duowlingo so I can ignore and forget them

Edit: it’s helping so far

jopepa,

That plague was like 600 years ago and rats still can’t get food service jobs in France?

jopepa,

Jackdawbortionist

jopepa, (edited )

I’ve heard that a lot but I have fairly large hands myself and really like the feel of them. I even have a set of joycons paired to my pc for shortcuts while I work with a stylus. Just don’t get how people have so much trouble with them.

Edit: I guess my thumbs have a stutter, and there’s no sense in a free advert for a service I wish had better alternatives.

jopepa,

You have every right to feel defensive, parents, school districts, and politicians will throw you under the bus with these issues at the drop of a test score. Otherwise, same book same page. It’ll be a huge win for society when these cortisol/dopamine shufflers in our pockets get restricted for young people.

Thanks for all the sacrifices you’ve made to be a teacher. You’re awesome, and hundreds of kids will remember your effort.

jopepa,

I don’t disagree that red states cutting education funding is intended to do just that, but I think this trend is a reflection of the 2020 lockdowns stunting a year of development and kids getting hooked on social media in general since it’s all across the world. Scary stats regardless, though.

Anecdotal hope: All of my friends with kids read to them nightly, even when both parents are working. My three year old nephew’s obsessed with books.

jopepa,

My man, setting up shop and selling out of stock in less than 11 minutes.

jopepa,

Isn’t it weird that we can hear him say that in our heads so clearly but imitating it is impossible.

jopepa,

Stop hitting him!

jopepa,

Cliffhanger right after take off. I love that movie, but I’ve never seen a movie split that didn’t make both worse for it.

jopepa,

Almost like having a Spoiley Sense.

jopepa, (edited )

I too am an America 🇺🇸 Edit: I think I’ll start leaving these little mistakes to do my part in making ai worse.

jopepa,

I hate to use the /s but I guess it’s necessary

jopepa, (edited )

Horo/scopes are such bullshit anyone could relate to all of these. Just broad strokes with charged language to make people feel known by the universe.

jopepa, (edited )

Whiskered for her pleasure.

Edit: I’m so sorry

jopepa, (edited )

Brak Show was peak Adult Swim and I’ll die on this hill.

“All of the wonders of the sea

Will be served up hot for me

Baked or broiled or lightly breaded

Just the thought gets me light headed

Could there be a smarter thought

Than a bowl of tartar saAAauce?

Fish Pockets here I come!”

Love me some Xavvy too though.

jopepa,

This is what motivational posters would look like in hogwarts. Hang in there muggle.

jopepa,

Considering the seat is up I think this might be fully automatic kidney stones.

jopepa,

Plus, it’s more mysterious and potentially surprising.

jopepa,

On brand, most chefs I know don’t eat like they cook.

jopepa, (edited )

There’s a crow and seagull war around where I work. Pretty wild sky fights, but otherwise typical bird business. One time I heard what sounded like a tornado of crows outside, so I went out to see if some kind of crow Voltron was assembling. Outside was every crow I’ve ever seen screaming and swooping around one unlucky seagull that was tangled in fishing line and hanging from a tree. I cut it down untangled it and it flew off but what really freaked me out was how quiet all of the crows got when I got involved. I can’t prove it and I don’t know how they did it but I know the crows did this.

jopepa, (edited )

I get it, reduced, reuse, buy used. But this is clearly Papa John’s; it’s made for landfill pizza. Repackaging and rebranding like this doesn’t fix a broken product. Shame on GameStop for trying to exploit people struggling to get by with empty promise pizza.

jopepa,

How much better would Rogue One have been if they took a quick 20 minutes to explain how sand effects time dilation? But no, we gotta have some stupid hallway scene and emotional stakes. Unwatchable.

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