kamenlady

kamenlady, 7 months ago

In your next dream, Nic Cage will be coming around the corner to help you out.

kamenlady, 7 months ago

By the power of Grayskull

kamenlady, 7 months ago

Do you want to have kids?

kamenlady, 7 months ago

Going into Mach to get a Match?

kamenlady, 7 months ago

You didn’t make it to the promotion to lieutenant list? No worries, this new year brings all the goods.

kamenlady, 7 months ago

I’m dying - even with a gun pointed at my face, i wouldn’t be able to take a bite from either one of these two fellas.

kamenlady, 8 months ago

Oaww man, he dead?

kamenlady, 8 months ago

Once, i got an unexpected, very welcome, present from Google. When my Nexus 5x 32 GB died, i sent it in for repair and got a brand new Nexus 5x 64 GB in return. No explanation from them, obviously no questions from me.

I was in heaven.

kamenlady, 8 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

Why are they also being shot at with arrows?

I mean, velocity indicators would run parallel to the ground, but these are coming from slightly above them.

kamenlady, 8 months ago

Shortly after that

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3f5a1138-ea69-4f57-afed-5619024d5d50.png

kamenlady, 8 months ago

I’m getting into an age, where my experienced decades are becoming an abstract blur and every year more conscious that i am now in the far far future i fantasized about, when i was young.

It changes perspectives and expectations of what’s to come.

kamenlady, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

Just today i got: You are not on the sudoers list, this will be reported!

Edit: i kept trying and hoping the message would increase in urgency and verbosity

kamenlady, 8 months ago

A surprise and a very welcome one

kamenlady, 8 months ago

It will be a great sight, while a ladybug sucks the fluids out of your body

kamenlady, 8 months ago

From now on I’ll always see Kim, when i encounter the original in some meme

It’s so good

kamenlady, 8 months ago

I think it’s a real tattoo, but not on the eye, but from some other body part. It’s photoshopped over the eye. The bad quality helps a lot.

kamenlady, 9 months ago

It’s not like there were plenty of alternatives to choose from.

kamenlady, 9 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

Eastern Style:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d47b5b85-8218-4538-92c1-9d8a13571ec3.jpeg

Edit: don’t forget to put the cap on

kamenlady, 9 months ago

Oh shit, you’re right, now i see it. I was legit seeing a cap and somehow still can’t unsee it, when i look at it again, strange…

kamenlady, 9 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

Alcmene, Demeter, Hera, Leto, Maia, Metis, Mnemosyne, Semele, Hybris, Nemesis, Nymph Sithnid, Pandora, Persephone

to name a few.

Gonna be rich if it’s a Dollar per woman

kamenlady, 9 months ago

I tried describing your meme to Midjourney.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/90f7ba9f-544a-465f-ac35-2048e594940f.jpeg

kamenlady, 9 months ago

It boils down to “never change a running system”

kamenlady, 10 months ago

2021–present

Twelve Azerbaijani civilians and two soldiers were killed in 2021, by landmine explosions. Seventeen Armenian and ten Azerbaijani soldiers were also killed in shoot-outs in the border area, while 38 Armenian soldiers were captured. Twenty-eight of the captured Armenian soldiers were subsequently released.

In 2022, three Armenian soldiers were killed and 14 wounded in an attack by Azerbaijani drones in Nagorno-Karabakh on 25 March.

The fatalities of the current war, is how i imagined wars when i was younger. Soldiers in combat with other soldiers. Civilian casualties “only” through landmines.

No raiding, raping, torturing & murdering of civilians as a sport of some sort

kamenlady, 10 months ago

Nagorno-Karabakh conflict

kamenlady, 10 months ago

You’ll only have a problem, if you’re running out of memes!

Godspeed my friend