kautau

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kautau,

It’s just snoop dogg breathing out at regular intervals

kautau,

I mean yeah if I could turn water into wine…

kautau,

Sure but if the first panel here doesn’t hold true then this meme is just repeated, but we receive: more cats

kautau,

And being able to entertain yourself sometimes so you aren’t just thinking about how you need a roof over your head or something to eat, that’s neat

kautau,

Social media companies have worked so hard to become walled gardens and have vastly succeeded. Someone naive is like “hey check out this meme” and it’s a facebook, or instagram, or toktik, or twixxxer link that requires a profile before you can can see the content so they can start to demographically align you toward the bulk data they want to advertise toward.

I deleted pretty much all social media years ago, but I stuck it out with Reddit until they fucked over third party app devs. It’s wild to this day how much of my family is surprised that I don’t have a Facebook account

kautau,

No, it’s actually Keanu years ago at Cannes

ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/88317772.html?

Which is important to note that he was 48 in that photo. And now he’s almost 60, and is likely a vampire, and he just was fat off matrix blood during that time

kautau,

Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to

– Rob McElhenney on getting ripped as an actor

kautau,

Lol and I am very white and very much dislike anything pumpkin flavored so I’m the opposite. Though salted and roasted pumpkin seeds are an amazing snack

kautau,

Trying to get into Canada during a pandemic and booking a flight to a different country because some letters are off on the country name are highly different things though

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