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klemptor, 11 months ago to asklemmy in What are you drinking tonight, and is it what you really want to be drinking? Water, and I’d rather be drinking beer but I’m counting calories, womp womp :/
Water, and I’d rather be drinking beer but I’m counting calories, womp womp :/
klemptor, 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain I’m not much into health food, I am into champagne
I’m not much into health food, I am into champagne
klemptor, 11 months ago to memes in Presidential fitness test Same here.
Same here.
klemptor, 11 months ago to memes in Me: Does literally anything, My Dog: Man my greyhound is so aloof when I want to cuddle her, but she follows me around like a shadow wherever I go
Man my greyhound is so aloof when I want to cuddle her, but she follows me around like a shadow wherever I go
klemptor, 11 months ago to asklemmy in What is a niche interest or hobby you'd personally like to see represented more on Lemmy I have a few! Vaporwave minidiscs Nail polish & nail art Skincare Fitness over 40 Greyhounds
I have a few!
klemptor, 11 months ago (edited 3 months ago) to memes in Pipe %>%
%>%
klemptor, 11 months ago to memes in This is the master race...? What a rare and accurate insult lol
What a rare and accurate insult lol
klemptor, 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Chicken soup Quest mini protein peanut butter cup
Quest mini protein peanut butter cup
klemptor, 11 months ago to memes in Lemmy isn't what I expected but I love this place Until you get your illness sorted out (and hopefully that’s soon!), prune juice could help - after all, it is a warrior’s drink!
Until you get your illness sorted out (and hopefully that’s soon!), prune juice could help - after all, it is a warrior’s drink!
klemptor, 11 months ago to memes in Lemmy isn't what I expected but I love this place Yeah and also that time mizu wanted to skip pooping for 3 days
Yeah and also that time mizu wanted to skip pooping for 3 days
klemptor, 11 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Just Bill-t different Aw, no Billy Idol :(
Aw, no Billy Idol :(
klemptor, 1 year ago to asklemmy in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn? My new favorite mistranslation 💙
My new favorite mistranslation 💙
klemptor, 1 year ago to memes in No water for like 3 days to get that look Sorry to link to that place but here: Hugh Jackman on mens’ magazines vs womens’.
Sorry to link to that place but here: Hugh Jackman on mens’ magazines vs womens’.
klemptor, 1 year ago to lotrmemes in My one true love Puppies!!!
Puppies!!!
klemptor, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Go for it ben Yup this is how I do it too
Yup this is how I do it too