lars

@lars@lemmy.sdf.org

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lars,

Omg make it stop — I’m already too free

lars,

Because Kirk Van Houten pulled this bs with Marge, I enjoy watching the gymnastics involved when potential hookups try it with me.

lars,

I don’t care if it’s the Queen of Sheba back there doing cameos. I haaaaaaaaaaate being watched from places like a grocery store ferneries where I can reasonably expect the number of hobgoblin trolls on site is less than one.

lars,

Yes. Yipes generally.

lars,

So is op

lars,

Oh but I work pro boner

lars,

That wasn’t me right? I know my instance was holding onto like a week’s worth of content then suddenly let it all go at once…

lars,

Because once you reach a certain age, the hips do lie

lars,

$sudo’s an unset variable on your machine

lars,

PNG once appeared as likely to succeed as Firefox does now (not very). I can’t believe it finally achieved wide adoption.

But where’d the MNG and APNG go?

lars,

Funny — I def saw Missoula too but without looking closely thought it must have been Reserve and Brooks

lars,

Awwww. I love wholesome “Try That In A Small Town”.

lars,

Yes, I’m all about that keming and graphic design is my passion

lars,

Alllot of people prefer water-based

Finals always preferred sandpaper-based for me

lars, (edited )

“You never know. I mean, what if my baby cures cancer?” —Someone I’m paraphrasing but not by much ffs

lars,

I live in a land where the “Founding Fathers” are mentioned on the news at least once a week

lars,

Fuck yes. Thank you for doing your part to not make this place worse for your woulda-been kids and for me.

lars,

I know!

Considering my ridiculously high-magnification contact lenses, my ancestors have no idea what I’m up to. They couldn’t even see across the room.

lars,

Seeing enough

  • broken/removed/deleted Reddit/Tumblr/Twitter images/videos and then
  • Lemmy instances removing all their user-uploaded content last year because someone uploaded trigger-warning content and then
  • seeing my animated GIFs and high-resolution PNGs turn into pixelated, static, medium-size WEBPs after uploading them to Lemmy?

It made me fucking crazy.

Also, my name is lars and I’m a digital hoarder. I’m open to suggestions.

lars,

You mean it doesn’t immediately load like other posts?

lars,

Yuck. I have seen that sometimes, too.

lars,

Turned up the sound expecting David Attenborough narration

lars,

I think writers and readers both stumble over them. I avoid both altogether these days.

lars,

proud that my tax dollars fund this

It feels like a gov-website feature you’d find in a country full of wise, unafraid, healthy, and peace-loving grownups. I’m a fan, too.

lars,

Even Linus Torvalds prefers an to bool

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