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It’s basically Garak and Ashok for this trope

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we should be inventing new words. A fleshy fruit from a single ovary in a flower is now called a skibidi

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a banana is a skibidi. a tomato is a skibidi

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mmmhm

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unfortunately that stuff isn’t my porn

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Throw some fucking trade sanctions on our evil megalomaniacs

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Did you just buy a house, or did you take out a mortgage to begin attempting to own a house? The average homeowner equity has been dropping for decades and went under 50% in 2008, meaning that increasingly “homeowners” in America are debtors living in a house owned by the bank.

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We’re angry and powerless and I cope by fantasizing about the EU getting off its ass and doing something for us for once

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they absolutely taught you the commutative property and transitive property

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Girl on the left is a unicorn?

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hell, when it comes to hamas, “govern” is an opinion too

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explain how

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five bucks! time to try seafood for the first time :3

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unfortunately the prime directive prevents me from interfering with societies that have not yet invented vote-by-mail

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that’s stilt houses and rice terracing. those people are gonna invent rectangular sails and fire pistons

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Have you never lived in the Midwest? There’s not much to do.

By which I mean, this is more meth than weather

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I haven’t touched a game below Overwhelmingly Positive in years at this point

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❌ Giving them a pet as a gift

✅ Making them the pet as a gift

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did white people just discover birria this year or something?

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What, no Caitians? No Kzinti?

I’ll prepare a shipment at once

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let 👏 him 👏 drink

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I think this is the plot of Bear and Breakfast

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Fast food place that serves one thing a day and they choose what it is

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Yeah especially if they charge the same amount every day

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hooty! is that you

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