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You treasure that girl and never let her go, you hear me?

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And then the wedding party goes on a quest to destroy it during the reception, perfect

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the US intentionally withdrew from the UN literacy standards agency years ago

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What if I’m any sort of minority and/or female

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Do they make extra fancy soapy bidets?

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quick, get this poster some bean memes

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the way incels talk about women really sounds like jealousy tbh

I might move again. (Or not) (lemy.lol)

I moved from Lemmy.ml because I liked the name of Lemmy.world and it ran a newer Lemmy version which meant I could make communities. I moved from Lemmy.world because they defederated from piracy communities they didn’t even host (but for some reason still kept the small piracy community they DID host) From thelemmy.club...

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slrpnk.net 🤝 pawb.social

federated via apathy

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Me when I have 4 seconds to figure out how to deal with my opponent’s World Ending Nuts Kick

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I’ve been dieting for 3 weeks since Christmas

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It doesn’t work because, while the front magnet is pulling the car magnet forward, the car magnet is also pulling the front magnet backwards and the front magnet is also attached to the car, so it cancels out.

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Oh no! The tiny people in the computer are French

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Didn’t a prophet chosen by the divine lead them to victory in war?

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I legitimately think Baha’is would agree with this

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me, waiting to deploy my spy balloons: soon

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Honestly incredible that this joke has taken 40 years to happen

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