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I just thought you were in character 😭

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“all” is a type of “some”

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Sneaky blowjobs?

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And then the wedding party goes on a quest to destroy it during the reception, perfect

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And this is my favorite ship on the Citadel

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Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop

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quick, get this poster some bean memes

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It doesn’t work because, while the front magnet is pulling the car magnet forward, the car magnet is also pulling the front magnet backwards and the front magnet is also attached to the car, so it cancels out.

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Me when I have 4 seconds to figure out how to deal with my opponent’s World Ending Nuts Kick

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this is actually a case for using a block of text over a white background at the top instead of this retro meme format

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Dude should’ve just attained immortality smh

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Before I looked at it, it was a series of pixels of some wavelength, and before that it was hexcode.

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you’ve made a powerful enemy today, NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social

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surely a Midwest foodporn is a worldwide food crime instead of the other way around

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we should be inventing new words. A fleshy fruit from a single ovary in a flower is now called a skibidi

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Girl on the left is a unicorn?

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explain how

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they absolutely taught you the commutative property and transitive property

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Did you just buy a house, or did you take out a mortgage to begin attempting to own a house? The average homeowner equity has been dropping for decades and went under 50% in 2008, meaning that increasingly “homeowners” in America are debtors living in a house owned by the bank.

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Fast food place that serves one thing a day and they choose what it is

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let 👏 him 👏 drink

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Twist: he knows more than 12 words, he just didn’t learn the right number

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When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they shall eat the rich become inveg

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But do you spend less because you’re vegetarian, or because you don’t have options for spending money at fast food / restaurants?

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oh damn I have an air fryer

recipe?

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