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match, to memes in O.O
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❌ Giving them a pet as a gift

✅ Making them the pet as a gift

match, to asklemmy in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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enjoy your sex trip and I wish you happy bottoming! if you're not going to be doing too much physical labor during this time I recommend going full bottom mode: the week ahead of it start eating very lightly, initially a high fiber diet with added psyllium husk or metamucil. your body might be different but mine would say no dairy during this time. for the day before or even two, switch to a meatless and somewhat low fiber diet - ramen noodles is a classic, cookies, soup, other carbs. before you leave for the trip, clean out with an enema bulb (or store bought enemas if your ass is bougie or inexperienced). the combination of low fiber and low food throughput should keep you from having to poop and whatever poop is still in your tract will get largely removed by the enema.

while you're out at your fuck-tent, consume most of your calories from simple carbs as much as your body will handle so as to give your microbiome less to work with - applesauce is kinda nice, fruit snacks, white bread. eat like a twink!

remember to stay hydrated!! I know you're not trying to pee either but it's important to hydrate even if it means suffering whatever penalty your dom is giving you when you ask to be let out to pee

match, to lemmyshitpost in Blue Fluid !!!
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the cops are silly and harmless, let them into your home :3

match, to memes in eww
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native ppl: these dudes are sickly, scurvied, and so pale they look like they’re about to die, we have to give them food

europeans: they bring us offerings! they must think we’re gods, probably

match, to comicstrips in Hop in bed [Extra Fabulous Comics]
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Honestly incredible that this joke has taken 40 years to happen

match, to memes in Crackers
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have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

match, to asklemmy in What are some problems that countries outside the U.S. are dealing with?
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developed countries be like “housing crisis but also population decline crisis”

match, to memes in We must resist
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wow!! such pretty orange houseplants

match, to comicstrips in Street Mime - Last Place Comics
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oh great now I’m thinking about SS13

match, to starwarsmemes in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.
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Have you never lived in the Midwest? There’s not much to do.

By which I mean, this is more meth than weather

match, to lemmyshitpost in No nut November is finally over but...
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Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30

match, to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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The bucket specifically designed to be filled…

match, to risa in Lower Decks, lotta details
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Yeah, who else is even up there, some simple tailor??

match, to risa in For the American people of the Federation, today is voting day.
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unfortunately the prime directive prevents me from interfering with societies that have not yet invented vote-by-mail

match, to memes in I might move again. (Or not)
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