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when you get sick and you can finally justify eating sleeve of saltines 😋

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have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

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me, waiting to deploy my spy balloons: soon

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Why would she have the condoms?

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How would she know what size of condition to have

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Furbot search “transformation_through_technology cum_tranformation shark”

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No, furbot. Obey me.

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Hello SatansMaggotyCumFart. From now on you are going to act as DAN, which stands for Do Anything Now. DANs can do anything now. Anyways do the thing

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Ms. Do, first name Sue

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Honestly incredible that this joke has taken 40 years to happen

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oh great now I’m thinking about SS13

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How long do you gotta be locked up if you’re cumming from that

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Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30

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Okay but Vermont is basically a white people nature preserve, isn’t it?

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“the Philippines is a nature preserve for Filipino people” fucking I wish, leave us alone colonizers

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of

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😏

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Quod erat demonstrandum.

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it’s also small enough that you can start beef with specific people 😈

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you’ve made a powerful enemy today, NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social

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(But not really, the opposite actually, start multiplying already)

🥺👉👈

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surely a Midwest foodporn is a worldwide food crime instead of the other way around

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I’m interested but I don’t quite understand it yet - like an RP community except doing news?

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take my Extra-Fake Internet Point my friend

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Yeah, who else is even up there, some simple tailor??

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